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Introducing the ‘Jerry Christmas’ sweater collection

Make your holidays extra merry with this exclusive, Jerry Reynolds-themed sweater!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all was at peace
Not a player was stirring, not even Tyrese;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Jerry soon would be there…

Ho ho ho!! It’s Christmas time at the Kings Herald and merry St. Jerry is flying all the way in from French Lick, Indiana to deliver the gift of basketball cheer to all of the good little boys and girls (and giraffes)! Celebrate the Christmas season with a wonderful Kings legend by hippity hopping your way down to the Kings Herald store! As a reminder, our patrons enjoy 10% off any purchase – check your Welcome Note for details!

These amazingly ugly sweaters come in three different colors and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend, family member, or even yourself. Snag one now while supplies last!

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andy_sims
December 3, 2020 11:51 am

These are the handsomest ugly sweaters in the history of the genre.

That silver fox can pretty up anything.

Kingsguru21
December 3, 2020 12:49 pm

Love Jerry, but I hate Ugly Sweaters. They are one of the stupidest garments ever invented. Is there any way to make T-Shirts or even hoodies for these?

andy_sims
December 3, 2020 1:01 pm
Reply to  Kingsguru21

Or Speedos?

Kingsguru21
December 3, 2020 1:40 pm
Reply to  andy_sims

Your sense of depravity is impressive Sims.

andy_sims
December 3, 2020 1:55 pm
Reply to  Kingsguru21

I’m just getting started.

Kingsguru21
December 4, 2020 9:14 am
Reply to  andy_sims

That’s a scary thought. Excuse me while I go purchase a cave to go hide in.

Kosta
December 3, 2020 1:43 pm
Reply to  andy_sims

Speedos? Thanks, Vlade.
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Marty
December 3, 2020 4:51 pm
Reply to  andy_sims

Offended

Greg
Admin
December 3, 2020 2:50 pm
Reply to  Kingsguru21

These are sweater designs but the print is actually just on a sweatshirt

Kingsguru21
December 4, 2020 9:14 am
Reply to  Greg

One of these days you’ll sell some merch I’ll actually be interested in buying. I have faith in that. If nothing else the mathematical odds alone suggest it being a thing.

RobHessing
December 3, 2020 1:05 pm

No Harry Hanukkah sweater? Thanks, Vlade.

Kosta
December 3, 2020 1:39 pm

Hey, the colors match the barber shop perfectly!
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Hippity_Hop_Barbershop
December 3, 2020 3:10 pm
Reply to  Kosta

You rang?

RORDOG
December 3, 2020 2:54 pm

My plans are all starting to come together. I guess I’m going to need to chop off a toe!
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RORDOG
December 3, 2020 2:54 pm
Reply to  RORDOG

Lol toe, eye same shit

andy_sims
December 3, 2020 3:01 pm
Reply to  RORDOG

(jabs you in the eye)

andy_sims
December 3, 2020 4:44 pm

What about a ski mask that says “Holy Moley, you’re being robbed by Jimbob Boley!”

Marty
December 3, 2020 4:54 pm

Not just a crewneck sweatshirt…

…a CLASSIC crewneck sweatshirt.

andy_sims
December 4, 2020 7:23 am
Reply to  Marty

Classic allows you to mark up a product by 40%. Classic marketing ploy.

RORDOG
December 3, 2020 8:40 pm

you guys should do Sactown tracksuits as well this holiday season. I’m a huge tracksuit guy now.

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