‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all was at peace
Not a player was stirring, not even Tyrese;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Jerry soon would be there¦
Ho ho ho!! It’s Christmas time at the Kings Herald and merry St. Jerry is flying all the way in from French Lick, Indiana to deliver the gift of basketball cheer to all of the good little boys and girls (and giraffes)! Celebrate the Christmas season with a wonderful Kings legend by hippity hopping your way down to the Kings Herald store! As a reminder, our patrons enjoy 10% off any purchase check your Welcome Note for details!
These amazingly ugly sweaters come in three different colors and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend, family member, or even yourself. Snag one now while supplies last!
These are the handsomest ugly sweaters in the history of the genre.
That silver fox can pretty up anything.
Love Jerry, but I hate Ugly Sweaters. They are one of the stupidest garments ever invented. Is there any way to make T-Shirts or even hoodies for these?
Or Speedos?
Your sense of depravity is impressive Sims.
I’m just getting started.
That’s a scary thought. Excuse me while I go purchase a cave to go hide in.
Speedos? Thanks, Vlade.
Offended
These are sweater designs but the print is actually just on a sweatshirt
One of these days you’ll sell some merch I’ll actually be interested in buying. I have faith in that. If nothing else the mathematical odds alone suggest it being a thing.
No Harry Hanukkah sweater? Thanks, Vlade.
Hey, the colors match the barber shop perfectly!
You rang?
My plans are all starting to come together. I guess I’m going to need to chop off a toe!
Lol toe, eye same shit
(jabs you in the eye)
What about a ski mask that says “Holy Moley, you’re being robbed by Jimbob Boley!”
Not just a crewneck sweatshirt…
…a CLASSIC crewneck sweatshirt.
Classic allows you to mark up a product by 40%. Classic marketing ploy.
you guys should do Sactown tracksuits as well this holiday season. I’m a huge tracksuit guy now.
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