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Game of Zones knows the truth about the 2002 Western Conference Finals

The truth exists, buried in the forbidden section of the records.
By | 4 Comments | May 1, 2020

Bleacher Report dropped a new episode of Game of Zones on Thursday that included a subtle nod to the NBA’s notorious screwing of the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 Western Conference Finals.

If you’re not familiar with Game of Zones, it’s a wonderfully produced and animated Game of Thrones NBA parody series. If your interests include GoT and the NBA, it’s the perfect collaboration for you.

The Game of Zones season 7 premiere followed Dwyane Wade’s transition from a professional basketball player to a member of the national media. Part of his training included a visit to €˜The Mediadel’ where all of the NBA’s darkest secrets are stored and documented.

Wade enters The Mediadel’s library and catches a glimpse into the €˜Restricted Section’ that includes books on The Malice At The Palace, Thon Maker: Age Theories, Boozer’s Hair Potions, and the infamous €œ2002 WCF Report€.

Game of Zones co-creator Craig Malamut talked about all of the detail and hard work they put into animating the library scene in a thread on Twitter. If you watched the episode, it shows. 

On one hand, I appreciate that the Game of Zones people threw us a bone here. On the other hand, goddammit.

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Ialmostmissthemaloofs
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May 1, 2020 3:23 pm

I do not want to talk about this.

Though I don’t have one, it feels about the same as it would talking about how my ex wife got my house and cars and all of my money but left me with $50,000 in consumer credit card bills.

Or that time that I got drug out of the cold swimming pool by a bunch of seniors in high school and pantsed in front of the girls softball practice. It’s just not a memory that should be dredged any further.

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May 1, 2020 5:17 pm

It sounds like some really awful things have happened to you.

Ialmostmissthemaloofs
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May 2, 2020 3:57 pm
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Aliens abducted me and did experiments on me for 150 years during which time I did not age but I remember everything. Other than that though… my life has been pretty sweet.

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May 2, 2020 8:45 am

It is odd to see GoZ again, especially now, but I am glad they have a chance to end their series. Hopefully it lives up to GoT’s perfect finale.

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