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The Kings Herald Store is now open!

We're excited to announce the launch of The Kings Herald store! Purchases made from the store will go directly to help support continued development and maintenance of the website as well as allow us to pay our contributors. Existing Patreon subscribers will also be given a 10% discount code for all purchases made through the store.

We have some cool shirts, hoodies, masks and other items for sale right now.  In time we'll add new items and designs to the shop.  Feel free to leave feedback on things that you would be interested in seeing made available!

Thank you to everyone who has supported us since our launch a few months ago.  Our expectations were high and they were still blown away.  We can't wait for Kings basketball to be back and to share that experience with all of you!

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RobHessing
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July 30, 2020 12:36 pm

Jesus Marimba – That water tower!

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July 30, 2020 12:38 pm
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And that “Cache Considerations” shirt!
 
Eventually we have to make shirts with TKH memes.
 
“Greg ruined my marriage.”
 

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July 30, 2020 12:43 pm
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If I ever see someone out in the wild with a Cache Considerations shirt, I will buy them a beer or a non-alcoholic beverage of their choosing. Granted, I live in Massachusetts so the odds are even lower here, but that is such a meta shirt that seeing it out in the world is gonna make me smile every time.

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July 30, 2020 1:25 pm
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I remember there being a couple of members that used to comment on the olde site that were in Mass. I go back to Boston every once in awhile, and you might see a pantsless guy there someday, probably around Fenway.
 

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July 30, 2020 1:25 pm
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My son’s heading to Boston College – may have to get him a shirt just on the chance…

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July 30, 2020 12:37 pm

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Totally joking, y’all are doing great! Nice work!

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July 30, 2020 12:38 pm

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In all seriousness, I really do want to get my hands on the official TKH logo t-shirt eventually. Money is a little tight at the moment as I got furloughed from my job (along with most of my company) in late June with no return date set as of now, but some day in the future I will get my hands on it!

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July 30, 2020 12:59 pm

Can someone tell a dumb Dutch guy where 916 stands for?
 
telephone area code?
zip code?
number of fouls committed by the Kings in the WCF?

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July 30, 2020 1:02 pm
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I think it’s the number of minutes Bagley has played in two seasons.

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July 30, 2020 1:05 pm
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If I recall, they changed the wording from “City of Trees” to something else?

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July 30, 2020 1:07 pm
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Yes. “City of Losing Basketball.”

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July 30, 2020 1:10 pm
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“Nice Arena Though.”

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July 30, 2020 1:16 pm
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“Fun to Fuck it Capital”

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July 30, 2020 6:26 pm
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They changed it again. Now it’s Farm to Vacant Restaurant Capitol
 
 

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July 30, 2020 1:36 pm
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Eh. Okay. I am sure that after a few Gin&tonics it looks almost like the Eiffel tower.

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July 30, 2020 1:15 pm
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Rik, maybe you can get a 31 patch to stitch over it?

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July 30, 2020 1:21 pm
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haha. I would go for the King Kongs mug.

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August 1, 2020 1:51 pm
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The # of signs Sign Lady has.

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July 30, 2020 1:05 pm

Can I wear 916 merch if I live in the 707?!?!

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July 30, 2020 1:08 pm
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Kings Herald assumes no liability if you get beat up for wearing the wrong area code.

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July 30, 2020 1:27 pm
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I was told there would be no math.

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August 1, 2020 1:53 pm
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I’m in the 707 as well! I wear my three kings masks proudly already, though my boss riffs me about it.

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July 30, 2020 1:16 pm

The Bradley artwork is great!
 
Was it done in charcoal?

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July 30, 2020 1:19 pm
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Ah…it says “digital artwork”.
 
I just bought a giant Beatles illustration print to put on my wall, so I don’t have the space for it now unfortunately….but maybe I’ll get the coffee mug version.
 

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July 30, 2020 2:43 pm
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It was done in tears.

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July 30, 2020 1:17 pm

I think I may need to get me some of Bradley’s original art stuff. I dig that drawing of the classic Kings.

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July 30, 2020 1:20 pm

I guess this will hold me over until the Jerry Reynolds French Lick’s Finest NBA Jam shirt is printed.

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July 30, 2020 1:23 pm
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p.s. is it easy to add beverage container types? I don’t drink coffee, so I don’t really have a need for a mug, but I’d be interested in a pint/shot glass.

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July 30, 2020 1:59 pm
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Just checked into it, and coffee mugs are the only thing offered in this version of the store, but we’ll look into some other avenues to make that available.

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July 30, 2020 2:43 pm
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Nice!

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July 30, 2020 5:26 pm
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You can use mugs for other liquids.
 
Like wine.

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July 30, 2020 1:24 pm
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When does this coffee mug come out?
 

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July 30, 2020 1:32 pm
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July 30, 2020 6:42 pm
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July 30, 2020 1:29 pm
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If ever walk into a 7-11 or AM/PM and see Brick Tamland wearing one of these shirts while he’s making a Rordog„¢, I’m not sure how I will contain myself.

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July 30, 2020 2:41 pm
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My 2004 Acura TL is starting to fall apart tragically, and I had to get coolant yesterday since it was running low. The ampm is right next to Auto Zone, and I was tempted to get a RORDOG. I opted to sit in the attached Popeye’s drivethru for 20 minutes for the spicy chicken sandy.

Moral of the story if you happened to be at the ampm on Clayton Road in Concord yesterday evening, then you just missed me!

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July 30, 2020 1:48 pm

Straight fire. Swag looks great fellas!

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July 30, 2020 1:51 pm
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Also, anyway someone can look into my patreon badge thingy? I’m kinda jealous of everybody else’s flair.
 
 

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July 30, 2020 1:59 pm
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We’ll look into that today!

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July 30, 2020 2:09 pm
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It’s been added – thanks for giving us a heads up!

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July 30, 2020 3:43 pm
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I see it! Thanks Tim!

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July 30, 2020 3:44 pm
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And now it’s gone. LOL

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July 30, 2020 1:54 pm

Good stuff! My favorite is the water tower sweatshirt. Some other ideas:

1.) Vivek with the “Go on…” meme.
2.) Vivek with “Dismissive little chap” under it.
3.) The “Vladfather” logo that Vlade has hanging in his office.
4.) NBA logo with De’Aaron’s silhouette (pre-bubble haircut).
5.) And I second Rordog’s “NBA Jam” request.

Anyway, great job you guys, it all looks awesome!

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July 30, 2020 2:05 pm
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We have lots of ideas for stuff with Vlade, Vivek, etc, just figuring out what things we can make without getting sued lol

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July 30, 2020 2:09 pm
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Haha, oh yeah I guess it can’t be too mean. Maybe a pic of G1C and the caption “Nice Arena Though” would fly.

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July 30, 2020 2:30 pm
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For Akis and Tony: “The Kings Herald – It’s all Greek to me!”

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July 30, 2020 2:35 pm
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For Rob: “No Pants Under This Shirt!”

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July 30, 2020 3:58 pm
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For Adamsite: the “Youngman!” gif.

For Klam: The George Karl “no breakfast” photo.

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July 30, 2020 4:26 pm
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July 30, 2020 8:46 pm
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That would be perfect on a bib.

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July 30, 2020 6:14 pm
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maybe do a contest for people to submit shirt designs and we all upvote our favorite.

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July 30, 2020 2:48 pm
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July 30, 2020 2:56 pm
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You guys are on fire, keep it up.

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July 30, 2020 3:22 pm

I’m still waiting for the “Yes, but can he play small forward?” shirt.
I’m going to order the auto correct mug. That’s just too good.

Last edited 1 year ago by A_Night_At_The_Arco
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July 31, 2020 11:49 am

Ordered the basketball hell mug.

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