Game Preview

The Sacramento Kings tried so hard* and got so far** .... *not really *they were the second team eliminated.

The Kings are done in Orlando. If you have the urge to "well actually" this.... Eat your calculator, nerd.

So the Kings get their first win in the bubble and will now face off against a very short-handed Nets team. Disappointing follow-up game in 3...2...1...

Good Morning! The Kings game is at 10:30 am today and this preview isn't 2100 words! Look! Exclamation points mean I'm being positive!

The Sacramento Kings will "continue to build, continue to grow" against the Dallas Mavericks and NBA superstar Luka Doncic, as the Mavericks try to settle their playoff positioning. The Kings, according to their coach, are just happy to "get a month of work in together". Goddamn it.

The Kings are fighting for their playoff lives in the most Magical Place on Earth this afternoon against the.... oh... oh no.

Thus begins the most important eight games the Kings have had in a decade....

The only things that count in this game are the injuries the Kings might suffer and the friends we make along the way.

How many of you are going to see this before game time?