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The Feel-Good Story of the Decade

This season is unlike anything we've ever seen
By | 32 Comments | Mar 31, 2023

Mar 21, 2023; Sacramento, California, USA; Sacramento Kings guard De'Aaron Fox (5) points towards the Boston Celtics team bench before the start of the game at the Golden 1 Center. Mandatory Credit: Cary Edmondson-USA TODAY Sports

When I was younger, my mom would sometimes make trips back to Pakistan where she grew up. And, a story familiar to many second generation Americans like myself, she would often return with stacks of bootleg DVDs of popular movies. One such trip happened around 2012; she went overseas to shop for my sister’s wedding, but my mom still found time to bring back a bunch of DVDs in flimsy cases for us.

2012 was a bit of an in-between year for the Sacramento Kings and the fandom. The fans stymied the Maloofs’ attempt to relocate the franchise to Anaheim, leaving the Kings’ disgraced former owners quietly mulling over their next move. The Seattle relocation saga hadn’t kicked off, but there was still a sense of unease in the air. On the court, the franchise still sputtered along, six years into the Playoff drought.

So it was against this backdrop that one of the DVD covers my mom brought back caught my eye. The movie was Slumdog Millionaire, but the cover was plastered with a critic quote in bold that has stuck with me throughout these years:


THE FEEL-GOOD FILM OF THE DECADE”

If you haven’t seen it, Slumdog Millionaire is about Jamal Malik, a kid growing up in the slums of India who the universe collectively beat down and humiliated, leaving him destitute and in tatters before putting everything back together and making all his dreams come true in one glorious, hair-raising moment.

The Kings’ Playoff drought at the time wasn’t the behemoth it would eventually become, but it wasn’t a garden-variety drought either; six years would still be the second-longest Playoff drought in the NBA today. Even at that time, ten long years ago, I imagined what it would be like for the Kings to make the Playoffs again in Sacramento. Return of the cowbells. Seeing “Go Kings!” on a city bus marquee. Passing by City Hall decked out in purple. Reading about the mayor’s prideful bet on a Kings victory. It would be a return to the glory years of the early-aughts, but it would mean so much more given how close the city was to losing its team.

Now THAT would be the feel-good story of the decade.

We all know what happened next. The franchise came a metaphorical yard away from relocating to Seattle and continued to get everything wrong on the court. Players, executives, coaches would come and go. The drought was all-encompassing.

And yet hope persisted. The city and fanbase came together to save the Sacramento Kings. We cheered for every player to don purple and black, powering through every franchise move that left us devastated. We were crushed about Isaiah Thomas, but wholeheartedly welcomed Darren Collison. We were crushed about Mike Malone, but welcomed George Karl. We were crushed about DeMarcus Cousins, but welecomed Buddy Hield. We were crushed about Scott Perry, but welcomed Brandon Williams. We were crushed about Dave Joerger, but welcomed Luke Walton. We were crushed about Luka Doncic, but welcomed Marvin Bagley. We were crushed about Tyrese Haliburton, but welcomed Domantas Sabonis.

Would our Jamal Malik moment ever come?

Yes.

And Hollywood could not script this any better.

Add a coach in Mike Brown, once thought of the next big thing in the coaching ranks, a protege of Gregg Popovich and Rick Carlisle, only to have his career tanked by a tumultuous stint with the Lakers where he basically became a meme.

A star center in Sabonis, son of a basketball legend, but still traded three times before he turned 26 despite his lottery pick pedigree and two-time All-Star credentials, leaving him without a stable basketball home.

A franchise guard in De’Aaron Fox, once regarded as an up-and-coming star, but was forgotten after toiling for years in a futile organization, as newer, trendier guards stole the headlines and eyeballs.

And a stable of supporting characters all hungry to prove themselves, from a respected wing formerly discarded by a dynasty in Harrison Barnes, a shooter who was boxed into a role but showed he can do so much more in Kevin Huerter, a trio of talented former lottery selections trying to prove their worth in Malik Monk, Davion Mitchell, and Trey Lyles.

And then there’s you, dear reader, a member of this amazing basketball community: team staffers and employees who didn’t know what would happen to their jobs through relocation and organizational chaos; media members dutifully putting pen to paper throughout all of the losing and humiliation; and the diehard fanbase that never gave up, odds and history be damned. The Beam isn’t just a fun gimmick; its a rallying point for all of our collective energy, visible for miles and miles. There’s a reason the whole country can’t take its eyes off that crazy light, why LIGHT THE BEAM has rained in so many arenas around the association.

THIS is the feel-good story of the decade. Its redemption. Its validation. Its celebration. Its a unique experience that has never happened before and may never happen again. We’ll be telling the story of this euphoric season for the rest of our lives.

Cheers to you all for earning this moment. I’ll see you at Golden 1 Center in the Playoffs. Long live the Beam Team.

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TerzoM
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March 31, 2023 9:10 am

Let’s Dog-it-out team!
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Also F*ck you Warriors and Lakers, bring it on MFs

murraytant
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March 31, 2023 12:30 pm
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I am just so tired of those two entitled teams. Like nothing better than to beat both of them.

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March 31, 2023 9:19 am

We’ll be telling the story of this euphoric season for the rest of our lives.

Fuck yes we will. Brilliantly said Omer. An impossibly improbably magical season.

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eddie41
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March 31, 2023 9:38 am

HB was not discarded. He was offered a lot of money to stay with the dubs.

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March 31, 2023 3:34 pm
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He was discarded by the Mavericks though and for only Justin Jackson and the ghost of Zach Randolph

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March 31, 2023 9:40 am

I just LOVE that we keep getting positive, feel-good articles the last couple days, and probably with more to come!

Jack
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March 31, 2023 11:02 am
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fBest article I’ve read so far. I have a lot of friends who do not follow the Kings or even basketball. When they ask me what is so special about the Kings this year and making the playoffs I will let them read this post.

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March 31, 2023 11:17 am
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Yes and no.

I need a dose of sarcasm and cynisism. This is almost too cloying (almost).

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March 31, 2023 11:30 am
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I feel am weird. I like resting both feel-good stories about this team and cynical ones. Keeps me even-keeled.

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March 31, 2023 5:59 pm
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Pfffffft

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March 31, 2023 10:31 am

One year ago I was telling myself “I just can’t spend any more money on this team.” Vivek was the problem. There is too much talent in the NBA. We’ll never overcome Bagley over Doncic. Vivek is the problem (said twice for dramatic effect).
Now, Mike Brown changed the Kangz culture in 9 months, Monte has executed his plan to perfection, Vivek appears to be allowing basketball people to make basketball decisions.
What a year…

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HongKongKingsFan
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March 31, 2023 10:38 am

Just shared with you all that even the Kings got small amount news coverage here about ending the drought………..

All non-US Kings fans really feels great and happy about the team get into Playoffs……..

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March 31, 2023 11:02 am

Yeah! Was also one of the items in Dutch sports news, yesterday. Happy days.

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March 31, 2023 10:42 am

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March 31, 2023 1:42 pm
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Kosta
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March 31, 2023 10:45 am

Previously, we were in that other Danny Boyle film, where dude gets his arm stuck between a rock and a hard place in a remote canyon and has to saw it off with a blunt pocket knife and then hike and repel down a cliff and search for help before bleeding out and starving to death.

And drank his own piss.

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March 31, 2023 11:04 am
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127 hours…
84 years…

let’s address this emphasis on time and just put it in it’s proper frame…
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March 31, 2023 11:12 am

I was afraid it would be FROM HERE TO ETERNITY

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March 31, 2023 11:06 am
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Everybody talking about getting Monte, Domas and Brown, but there are underlying grounds for the Kings’ jump forward, like Anjali.

Kosta
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March 31, 2023 11:13 am
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“HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW”

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March 31, 2023 11:10 am
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I believe after a few days of becoming Assistant GM, Kings draft pick moved up to 4.
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Lady luck, my favorite Ranadive

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March 31, 2023 11:08 am

WE’RE COMIN OUT!

Kosta
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March 31, 2023 11:34 am

L-T-B…Here-We-Stay
No games shown on the NBA….TV
Referees mad and give us a flagrant
Check The Kings Herald on my phone in the basement
My team supreme, stay clean
Triple BEAM lyrical dream,
I be that Cat you see at all events bent
Fox puttin’ opponents on posters, and this team on his shoulders
G-man, I told ya, Coach MIkes C.O.T….WHY?
Offense too much, opponents lose too much
Step on stage, the Greg boo too much
L*kers run with lame dudes too much
Keegan lose his touch? Never that
If he did, ain’t no problem to his 3-point stat
Where the true Kings fans at? Throw your cowbells in the sky
Wave ’em side to side and make the hot hand rise
While we give Larry O’Brien the eye, trophy, please
Defensive ninjas be the D.P.O.G. be high
OG Kings on the cover of S.I., Nine One Six
Here’s my phone number, Dubs buncha dicks
We got home court, got the Pacific down pizat
Purple jerseys like thizat
Dangerous on back to backs, Carl Landry wears a top hizzat

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March 31, 2023 12:33 pm
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Dubs buncha dicks

True that.

TerzoM
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March 31, 2023 11:53 am
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LOL Keegan’s bit is my favorite

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March 31, 2023 12:00 pm
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That was epic

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March 31, 2023 12:48 pm
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Brilliant.

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March 31, 2023 5:58 pm

You’re nice. You’re fucking NICE.

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March 31, 2023 10:04 pm

Beautiful.

Some of your best work Mr. Kahn.

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April 1, 2023 10:40 am

More Omer, please!

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