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Kings vs. Jazz Preview: And the Band Plays On…

It's a back to back with Luke Walton's job on the line? Okay, fine, I'll watch.
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Happy Saturday all! In honor of the Kings performance last night against the Toronto Raptors, I’ve decided that I’m going to give as much effort towards them as they gave for you!

When: Saturday? Idk check the schedule yourself. Thought I heard like, 7ish?

Where: They’re still in Sac right?

For Your Consideration

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Prediction

Wow. Kings win.

Kings: 119, Jazz: 107

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Kosta
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November 20, 2021 12:31 pm

Vivek wanted Rudy, and he wanted jazz.

Now we have both coming in tonight.

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TerzoM
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November 20, 2021 4:26 pm
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Jman1949
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November 20, 2021 12:44 pm

The Jazz must be licking their chops
‘Cause the Kings never get many stops.
Through these bad losing streaks,
Watching effort that reeks,
Any interest from Kings fans just drops!

ArcoThunder
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November 20, 2021 1:17 pm

Fuck this. I’m out

Rosevillain
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November 20, 2021 1:19 pm

Looking forward to that first quarter fake hustle.

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November 20, 2021 1:22 pm

Can’t wait for this game. I’m salivating at the chance of losing by 30

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November 20, 2021 1:23 pm

You have a few typos there, I think.

Rosevillain
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November 20, 2021 1:29 pm

Starting Lineup:

Mitchell
Ramsey
King
Metu
Queta

Kosta
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November 20, 2021 1:31 pm
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6th man: Damian Jones

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November 20, 2021 2:39 pm
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7th man:Bagley

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November 20, 2021 2:47 pm
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8th man: Papagiannis

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November 20, 2021 4:27 pm
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Dead man: Walton

Kosta
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November 20, 2021 1:30 pm

Looking forward to Walton saying that you have to give credit to the Jazz.

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November 20, 2021 1:50 pm
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Looking forward to being 2-6 at home. “Nobody, and I mean nobody, comes into our house and pushes… ah, fuck it.”

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November 20, 2021 3:22 pm
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I hope Walton checks the tape before the game instead of after.

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November 20, 2021 3:31 pm
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And “Hey that team over there is a really good team.”

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November 20, 2021 1:31 pm

Another 49 point loss upcoming?

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November 20, 2021 1:54 pm
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November 20, 2021 1:40 pm

I translated as much of that first paragraph as the Latin-to-English translator I found online would let me:

“The pain itself is the love of the pain, the main ecological problems, but I give this kind of time to fall down, so that some great pain and pain. Aeneas, who hate He likes to say that he was not a chocolate in the main. How versatile to suspend the asset in front of. But the hatred of the disease is one’s advantage. For the shameful want of money. Malesuada now or laughter please pull. You can create players or hire beds. The cat needs to choose the arrows.”

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November 20, 2021 4:30 pm
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King49er
November 20, 2021 1:42 pm

The BEST part of playing the Jazz? Rudy Gobert.
Why? Because FINALLY Walton will play Alex Len.
Oh and a bonus is that maybe he WON’T play Bagley. I can only hope.

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Kosta
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November 20, 2021 1:55 pm

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November 20, 2021 1:58 pm

Oh, the Kings are playing again tonight? What is everyone else’s plans for the evening? Going to spend some time with the family and do something fun, which does not involve watching the Kings.

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November 20, 2021 2:40 pm
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Probably watch the Sharks, Ovechkin is coming to town.

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November 20, 2021 2:59 pm
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Got some green bananas I need to watch turn.

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November 20, 2021 3:19 pm
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Them and some avocados.

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November 20, 2021 4:21 pm
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I have some beans I need to soak overnight. But I’ll probably only watch them soak until the game is over.

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November 20, 2021 3:20 pm
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You said “do something fun”. No need to explain that watching the Kings game won’t be a part of that. We get it.

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November 20, 2021 3:38 pm
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My apologies. Sometimes on here I feel the need to break things down and make it as simple as possible to not confuse people.

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November 20, 2021 4:33 pm
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November 20, 2021 2:06 pm

I was trying to be nice yesterday, but maybe folks thought I wasn’t being serious. Does anyone want a ticket to tonight’s game? Free parking across the street is included.

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November 20, 2021 3:22 pm
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🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 🦗

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November 20, 2021 3:35 pm
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In all seriousness, that’s very kind of you – but no thank you.

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November 20, 2021 4:22 pm
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That’s very nice of you.

I’ll be back in town next week for the holidays. If you have tickets for the Wednesday game against Portland I might be able to purchase them from you.

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November 20, 2021 4:53 pm
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My seat mates sold their tickets already, but if you want the one, it’s all yours. No charge.

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November 20, 2021 6:05 pm
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Ah, you’re too kind–I would definitely pay you for it. But shoot–if you only have one, I likely have to pass, as I hope to bring my wife to a Kings game (I know, terrible idea) so I have to find two seats together.

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November 20, 2021 6:19 pm
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Well, next time you want to watch a game and are in the area, let me know like a week in advance. My seat mates are always ready to sell their tickets, and always at cost if I ask them.

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November 20, 2021 5:10 pm
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Brings to mind the old sports joke about parking, leaving your tickets on the dash of your car, coming back to a broken window and an additional pair next to yours on the dash.

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November 20, 2021 2:37 pm

I will watch most of game but all on mute ! Constant meaningless talk is not my cup of tea !

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November 20, 2021 2:40 pm
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You’re going to miss the opportunity to be told what you – as a fan – don’t understand.

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November 20, 2021 2:52 pm

And how many times Kayte can say physicality.

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November 20, 2021 5:56 pm
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What fans don’t understand is physicality

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November 20, 2021 2:56 pm

Is she saying that often this year?

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November 20, 2021 3:20 pm
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One game she said it about 3 times within a few minutes.

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November 20, 2021 3:13 pm

I’d much prefer to have Kenny or Morgan instead of Kayte. Kenny is pretty direct when he sees something that isn’t acceptable and doesn’t make excuses.

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November 20, 2021 6:12 pm
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I’m digging Kenny a lot. Low key, no longer sweating, speaks the truth.

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November 20, 2021 2:42 pm
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Meaningless commercials too.

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November 20, 2021 4:24 pm
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The commercials are often hella loud compared to the game.

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November 20, 2021 3:09 pm

Agnus Dei.

Kosta
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November 20, 2021 4:24 pm

I’ve seen two people in the last 24 hours here in Pasadena wearing Kings gear. Are any of you in Pasadena?

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November 20, 2021 4:41 pm
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In a coma

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November 20, 2021 4:35 pm

This game is going to be an epic
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shitshow.

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November 20, 2021 5:33 pm

Eh, latin, italian, spanish, Moorish, whatever, doesn’t matter. The Kings suck. We’re all gonna die. Vivek is terrible. Luke is the worstest thing ever. Fox is a horrible subpar NBA player. Monte is an idiot for throwing his lot in with these idiots. Davion and Tyrese are awesome, despite the fact that Davion Mitchell IS a subpar offensive NBA player and Tyrese Haliburton, despite being a sacred TKH cow, is greatly exaggerated on his impact by fans here. At least at 22 years of age and 2200 minutes of total NBA experience. And why can’t Marvin Bagley and his idiot asshole papa just disappear from all existence?

But, you know, we’re all gonna die so we’ve got that going for us which is nice.

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November 20, 2021 6:07 pm
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My plan to not die is working out pretty well so far.

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November 20, 2021 6:15 pm
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True all. I’m hoping that before I die I get to see the Kings make the playoffs………….that and yeah,…….a bunch of other things too.

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November 21, 2021 12:34 pm
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At this rate it won’t happen anytime soon.

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