One of the benefits of having billionaire playboy owners is that, well, they're famous. Famous people all know each other. So you get gossip column entries in which the brother of the managing partners asks the President of the United States who the team should draft.

Take it away, one-eyed Las Vegas gossip queen NORM!:

Assuming Griffin and Thabeet have left the board by pick No. 4, I think that's a resounding endorsement for Evans. Spain, however, is not going to be happy about this.