While everything tells you that you should not go, you cannot decline. A unicorn does not come around very often. You both hop into Brad's pickup truck, and make your way to his secret hunting spot.

"There she is!"

The unicorn is so beautiful and majestic, with it's flowing white mane. It stands there looking into the sunset with the most beautiful rainbow following its every move. You stand there, knowing you did the right thing by coming here.

Suddenly, an arrow flies into the beautiful creature.

"Nice! I've got enough food for a month!" Brad Miller joyfully proclaims.

Suddenly, a voice appears behind you.

"Ha! Caught you!" an undercover reporter disguised as a tree lets himself be known. He runs into the wilderness, and, while Brad tries to chase him down, he escapes.

"Sorry about that." Brad says as he takes a bite out of his roasted unicorn leg.

You lower your head in shame. The story of Vlade Divac and Brad Miller, unicorn killers quickly hits Twitter.

You've been uni-canned…

THE END