You take the towel off of George's face and snap him with it.

"What was that for?" George says.

"I told you to lose his number!" you sternly scold him.

"I was just asking. He called me!"

"Lose the number…."

"OK…" Coach Karl says.

Suddenly, the golden statue by the door starts moving, revealing himself to be an undercover reporter.

"Drat! Foiled again! I will get you, Divac! And your little coach too!" He cackles, gets on his broom, and flies away.

After a few baffled moments, Karl takes out his phone and dials."Hello, Vivek? He passed the test. Yup. Yeah. Great! Vivek wants to talk to you."

"Hello?" you confusedly say into the phone.

"Hi, Vlade! It's Vivek Ranadive. From the Sacramento Kings. Just want to let you know that you passed my test! I knew you wouldn't let me down! Keep up the good work!"

"Thank you, sir!"

As the barber finishes up his work, Karl and you get up.

"You're a good man, Vlade. I'm rooting for you."

He pats you on the back and you part ways.

Just then, you hear an argument nearby.

"I'm a Pizza Guy!"

"No! I'm a Pizza Guy!"

"No! I am!"

You run over to see Ben McLemore, your shooting guard, and new King, Seth Curry, playing tug-of-war with a pizza box. You grab the box from them, and start scolding them.

"The season hasn't started and you're already fighting? What's the deal?"

Ben starts hyperventilating.

"I was (sniffle) sitting here (sniffle) en… enjoying my pizza, (snort) And I said, ‘I'm a Pizza Guy!' like I do before every slice I eat. (sniffle snort sniffle) And Seth said that he's a Pizza Guy too! I'm the only Pizza Guy, Vlade! Not Seth!"

Ben puts his face in his arms and starts sobbing, loudly. You look over at Seth.

"I like pizza, too, Vlade! Tell Ben he needs to share!" he retorts.

"Hmm," you loudly ponder.

***

Side with Ben

Side With Seth

Present a Compromise