You've had it with this nonsense. After all you have done in your short time with the Kings, you take this as a sign of disrespect. You get up, still dirty from spilling your cereal, and storm out the door.

As you walk down the streets of Downtown Sacramento, you can't help but notice the variety of strange looks that are being thrown in your direction.

"Hey, why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer." you scream toward an old lady who is unaware of the whole situation!

"You're a monster!", she screams.

Just then you hear a familiar sounding voice in the background.

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Vlade on the hot seat! Yells at someone's granny!"

It is Carmichael Davey, beloved newsie and voice of the people.You grab him by the collar.

"Davey!"

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Divac goes off the deep end. Assaults a local hero!"

He pushes your hand off, and you fall to the ground a few seconds later. You quickly get up and run toward him. Suddenly you hear the sound of a grocery bag hitting the ground. You look up to see your boss, Vivek Ranadive sitting there.

"This is absurd! I believed in you. Consider yourself dismissed! This isn't your team!"

Consider yourself Carmichael Waived…

THE END