Furious over the perceived disrespect, you ignore the call, pour yourself a new bowl of Crunch Berries, and turn on old reruns of Spongebob Squarepants to lighten your mood, but it does not work. You look online to see what the people are saying.
"What This Means for the Lakers Pursuit of DeMarcus Cousins"- Yahoo Sports
"Vlade Divacuated?"- ESPN
"83 Gifs that Prove Vlade Divac is SOOOOOOOOO Over This"- Buzzfeed
"Has Vivek already given Vlade too many chances?" – Greg Wissinger
This does nothing to boost your mood. Suddenly, there is a knock on your door.
"Who is it?" you scream through the door.
"Hello! Vlade! This is Vivek Ranadive. Owner of the Sacramento Kings!"
"Who?"
"Vivek Ranadive. Owner of the Sacramento Kings… your boss… can I come in?" Vivek responds, completely aloof to your sarcastic tone.
"Well…" before you can think of an excuse Vivek lets himself in, and looks at the TV.
"Oh, so you heard! Isn't this exciting?"
"Exciting! What are you doing? I've done everything you asked!" you plead.
"Oh you've done great, I have all the faith in the world with you! I just want you to prove yourself to the rest of the world!" an overly-chipper Vivek assures you. "I'm doing this for you! Go out there and prove yourself. Take charge! This is your team! You've got 24 hours to show the world just how great you are!"
Before you can say another word, Vivek hands you a key.
"Here you go, Vlade! The key to the team… keep it with you today as a sign of good faith."
"I don't know, Vivek, I…"
"Take it! Make me proud, Vlade!"
Before you can say another word, he leaves your apartment, and you are faced with a decision.
Go with the flow. Treat this as though it were any other day.
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