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Vlade’s Day Out: Side with Ben

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"Come on, Seth. You can't just come in here and take Ben's nickname. Pizza Guys is a title you earn, not one that you can just lay claim to."

"You're right, Mr. Divac. Ben, I'm sorry. You can be the Pizza Guy."

Seth extends his hand. Ben ignores him.

"Ben. He apologized." you sternly proclaim.

"OK. I forgive you Seth. Wanna go play Legos?"

"I love Legos!"

The two new friends run off and just then, you get a text from DeMarcus Cousins written entirely in emoji:

You decipher that he is asking you if you want to go to lunch.

You already have plans to go meet up with old friend Hedo Turkoglu, but feel like going with DeMarcus would be a good idea. You think it over.

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