I got caught between two random thoughts this morning. The first thought was the dart-throwing hilarity of the old best case / worst case player association that many of us play (yours truly included). Thomas Robinson: Is he Al Horford, Al Bundy, Reggie Evans, Linda Evans, or somewhere in between? Fascinating!

The second thought was our penchant to hang nicknames on these guys. It's fun, it kills time when your team sucks to the high heavens, and Jerry Reynolds will validate us from time to time by using some of our cage droppings on the air.

So what would happen if we mixed the chocolate and the peanut butter? If we merged the thoughts of best case / worst case with the nickname thingy? Well, if someone with actual talent did it, it might come out pretty damn amusing. But because it was left to me, it came out looking something like this (using DraftExpress current 1st round mock draft for "inspiration":