It's been a while since I wrote a song parody.  They're what got me to the front page, and then I abandoned them and pretended to be a real writer.  Sorry Tom!  But it was mostly because I lost my inspirations.  You can't force a song post, it just has to happen naturally.  With that, I humbly ask that you listen to the following:

And enjoy, "Shaq in Sac"