You will be watching the Kings game.

I… I don't think it's working Akis. I don't know what it is, but I don't think the hypnosis machine is working! I did everything the Zillerbot said: took them to a raw emotional spot, listed out a bunch of stuff to lull them to sleep. Wait… wait… OH! It says NOT to mention Kobe or Golden State. My bad! Just delete this and we'll pretend I wrote a normal opener to the preview.

Let's talk Kings basketball.

A Couple Reasons to Watch This Game:

This is the last game your team plays this season: I could try to harp on how good Seth was against Phoenix, or try to implore you not to watch the Golden State Warriors try to break 72 wins, or Kobe's final game at 7:30 pm, but that would be a bit petty for the historian in me. I won't even say "wait till the Kings game is done then switch". Those are both historical moments in their own right and while I can't stand the fans of either squad, and would rather it was us with 9 losses on the season instead of 49, and that Kobe had retired years ago, I can appeal to your sense of cathartic resolution.

For the other side of things, go visit The Dream Shake.