The Maloofs enjoy being only officially a mystery team. Chances are that once they reach agreement with Comcast, the mystery will officially be gone, and the scene in Sacramento will get ugly. (Well, uglier.) The Kings have a lot of home games left, you know.

But word is that Sessoms went public with a deadline because he (and possibly Comcast) are getting impatient with the Maloofs, who — SHOCKING NEWS ALERT — are dragging their feet and quibbling over details. Dear Mayor Sessoms, a quick word of advice: you haven't seen nothing yet. Seriously. This is life with the Maloofs. Ask KJ. Ask Heather Fargo.

So we'll find out within the day whether there is actually any chance of Virginia Beach happening or not. This Nostradumbass predicts "no, no chance." We'll see.