THE SCOUTING REPORT

THE KEY BATTLE

BOLD PROCLAMATION

Oklahoma City has caught curling fever!

HANDSOME MAN OF THE LUNAR CYCLE

HUMOROUS TOPIC JON 'MANCAKES' BROCKMAN WILL SOON TWEET ABOUT

Dogs chasing their own tails. "Silly brutes," Brockman joked pugnaciously.

PRESIDENT SPENCER HAWES WILL PAY HOMAGE TO VIA UGLY T-SHIRT

Rutherford B. Hayes. BACK DOWN UNIONISTS!

DETAILS

5 PM PT. Two Game Threads (5 and 6:15) and a post-gamer (7:45).