This is an award close to my heart. From the official Sactown Royalty Awards rulebook, Article XI section 4b:
Nominees for Peachy Moment of the Year must exhibit legendary levels of insufferable prickishdom, as well as substantial arseholery and evidence of a surfacing God complex. Nominees which show any shred of dignity or moral fiber are immediately dismissed without prejudice.
And the nominees are …
* Grant Napear's incensed reaction to the chant of "Peea-ches!" at StR Night II: The Peachquel.
* Grant Napear's allegations that players must only sit when they have a broken bone.
* Grant Napear's stalkerish behavior toward Tyreke Evans in the locker room.
And the winner is …
Grant Napear's stalkerish behavior toward Tyreke Evans in the locker room.
An anonymous reporter visiting ARCO Arena for a late-season Kings game sent this locker room report along. Some details have been changed to protect the innocent. Please do not attempt to guess the reporter — we will not give up their identity, and I'll delete guesses made in the comments which are not incredibly hilarious.
Grab a beer and sit down, this one's a doozy.
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