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Peachy Moment of the Year: Grant Napear’s Sweet Nothings to Tyreke Evans

By | 0 Comments | Feb 16, 2019

This is an award close to my heart. From the official Sactown Royalty Awards rulebook, Article XI section 4b:

Nominees for Peachy Moment of the Year must exhibit legendary levels of insufferable prickishdom, as well as substantial arseholery and evidence of a surfacing God complex. Nominees which show any shred of dignity or moral fiber are immediately dismissed without prejudice.

And the nominees are …

* Grant Napear's incensed reaction to the chant of "Peea-ches!" at StR Night II: The Peachquel.

* Grant Napear's allegations that players must only sit when they have a broken bone.

* Grant Napear's stalkerish behavior toward Tyreke Evans in the locker room.

And the winner is …

Grant Napear's stalkerish behavior toward Tyreke Evans in the locker room.

An anonymous reporter visiting ARCO Arena for a late-season Kings game sent this locker room report along. Some details have been changed to protect the innocent. Please do not attempt to guess the reporter — we will not give up their identity, and I'll delete guesses made in the comments which are not incredibly hilarious.

Grab a beer and sit down, this one's a doozy.

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