Elie has been rumored as a Westphal assistant for months, and it could be a fair assumption that Geoff Petrie — who nearly hired Mario three years ago as the team's head coach — made such a suggestion to Westphal. The Clippers let Eyen go as a part of cost constriction efforts. Truck Robinson's name is Truck.

(But seriously, he was a bad ass rebounder in the '70s and '80s. I have no idea what he has been doing since. I hope he can teach our big men to be bad ass rebounders.)