Coming to you LIVE from Firestone Public House, in Beautiful Downtown Sacramento (future home of your Sacramento Kings).

THREE GAME SEVENS?!!?!?

If you're like me you've got a raging case of the "Game Sevens."

Could Indiana be the most disappointing first seed, in the East, of all time?! Will Z-Bo's absence spell DOOM for the Grizzlies? Can the Warriors do the Lord's work?

Start offering your praises to the basketball Gods. Because today is the FIRST time in NBA history, there has EVER been three first round game sevens in one day! Rejoice and be glad!

FYI I'M DRUNK