Aykis' sacrilege but awesome adapted prayer:

Our Commissioner, Who art in New York
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy Draft Lottery come,
Thy will be done,
in Sacramento as it is in heaven.
Give us this day the Number one pick,
and forgive us for picking Pervis Ellison,
as we forgive Indiana for picking Bayless last year;
and lead us not into relocation,
but deliver us from Kenny Natt. Amen.