If sports columns were posted on bulletin boards in town squares instead of the internet, folks would be gathered around Ailene Voisin's Bee column with jaws slung low and "what the Frahms" ringing out regularly. It's a gem. Holy cow, it's a gem.

First, Voisin's sources — which on first glance look like either the Maloofs or close confidants of the Maloofs — say that the family will accept a matched bid from Sacramento. In fact,

And

That's good news, I guess? But here's the really fun news.

MALOOFED, indeed.

This whole saga has entered the Twilight Zone. Thanks for sending us there, Ailene.