Today, Ron Artest begins his community service for his part in the Malice at the Palace, according to the Indianapolis Star.

He'll be working with youths in Detroit. Maybe he'll teach them math. Maybe he'll teach them art. Maybe he'll teach them music. The possibilities are endless.

Before the sentence began, Ron-Ron stopped by SLAM headquarters to watch dudes play Madden. Funny, that's what I'd do if I was a millionaire basketball player.