Note: In the run-up to Thursday's game against the Lakers, we're listing the most evil Lakers of all-time. Earlier, we named our honorable mentions. Now, our fifth most evil Laker of all-time: Vlade Divac.

I know, I know… heresy. Vlade Divac is probably a top-5 Sacramento King, he changed the franchise forever, blah blah blah blah.

Truth is, he was a Laker twice, and he did a number of evil things in the Purple and Gold. ("Forum Blue" my ass, Chick.) Here's the list:

So there you have it, my explanations as to why Vlade Divac qualifies as the fifth most evil Laker ever. I'm not saying you have to spit on him if you go to the Charit-a-bowl thingie tonight or anything… well, yes I am. He is an evil Laker. Seek and destroy.(Okay, I already feel horrible about writing this. I mean, I've said some pretty mean things on this blog about a wide range of people, including Bill Simmons, Rick Adelman, Grant Napear, Travis Diener. But I really feel like crap for posting this, because deep down, I love Vlade. Come back home, Vlade! Please!)

Next up: The fourth most evil Laker ever. Hint? His name rhymes with Fakeel Bo Meel.