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The Kings are in the Finals!

By | 0 Comments | Feb 14, 2019

Well, the finals of NBA.com's Dance Team Bracket.

Voting ends today, so get over there now! Beat the Heat at least once this season!

(And what the hell? First, the Monarchs. Now, the Royal Court Dancers? So help me, if a Sacramento squad wins the fricking All-Star Three-Ball Challenge before the Kings win a ring, I will shriek in despair.)

Update [2006-4-4 9:54:44 by TZ]: Wow, the Kings' Royal Court Dancers got smacked. Oh wait… that's inappropriate. Okay, they got spanked hard. Yeah. That's it. Heat win, Heat win. Thhhhheee Heat win. (Maybe now they'll retire a dancer's "jersey," like they did for Dan Marino.)

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