Tell me if you've heard this one before:

My first reaction: I killed a co-worker after throwing the first thing I saw on my desk. (It was a cast iron anchor. Don't ask.)My second reaction: I killed another co-worker after throwing the second thing I saw on my desk. (A Victorian tea set filled with the boiled bodily fluids of a small mammal. Please, don't ask.)

My third reaction: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My fourth, and final/current reaction: Eh, why not?

(Ah, the life of rooting for an uninteresting, crappy team.)