From your local Lloyd Grove Light, Mr. R.E. Graswich:

A 268-pound pro athlete that's trying to cut some pounds while still needing a lot of calorie intake due to, you know, being a pro athlete eats a bunch of seafood. Shocking.

Graswich redeems himself with an interesting note:

It's not boring, it's nuanced. And it's very Sacramento.

(By the way, waiters hate nothing more than hot tea. It's three times the work of a soft drink or cocktail. Easily. I know from experience.)

During the snippet I heard of Graswich on The Rise Guys this morning, he mentioned he'll be following up with Artest's Sactown beverages of choice in his column next week. I might stop reading if Arnold Palmer or Shirley Temple are mentioned.

(Also, what a job Emily Wilson has. A PR flak for a steakhouse is freaking Sacramento. Some people are truly blessed.)