If I had the cell phone numbers of various Kings players, the following might be what I would text-message to them.

To Ron Artest:

To Brad Miller:

To Mike Bibby:

To Kevin Martin:

To Sergei Monia:

To Francisco Garcia:

To Rick Adelman:

To Joe Maloof:

Anyways, yeah. I'm kind of wishing the season would end right about now. I can't I even joked about a parade route two weeks ago. God.