Soon, The Last Remaining Threads Holding Isiah Thomas’ Brain Together Will Snap

By Str Archive | 0 Comments | Feb 14, 2019

"Ron Artest is the greatest NBA player I've ever seen!"

"Ron Artest makes a terrific quiche!"

"When Francisco Garcia got a floor burn against Phoenix, Ron Artest walked over and touched Garcia's bleeding knee. The wound immediately healed, and Garcia used his new-found powers from the fingers of Ron to score 30 points."

Do it, Isiah. Do it.

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