Update [2006-3-30 16:13:6 by TZ]: We have a winner. -TZ

We don't have SR t-shirts yet, so the prize is:

"Three days with control of the `Geoff Petrie' username.

I know you'll all be throwing each other overboard for a chance at the prize. Here's the quiz. First person to answer correctly in the comments wins.

And… go!