We have 87 85 (I just booked mine, suckers!) seats blocked out in sections 214 and 215. If this grows beyond that we should be able to expand into 213 and 216, which is still sideline view.

How do you get your grubby little mitts on these prime ducats? It's as easy as 'Reke. First, you will click on the Sactown Royalty Group Outing Link, which I will provide in a moment. The special group code is "str." From there, you will need to create an account (takes less than a minute), then you select your seats, then you pay, then you print your confirmation. Your tickets will be emailed to the email address that you provide. You'll be done before you can say, "How is Omri's 3 point percentage higher than his free throw percentage?"

The opportunity to purchase will be open for one week, but the faster you buy, the (a) better seats you get, and (b) the faster we know if we need to expand into section 213 and 216.  OK, here's the link –

SactownRoyalty.com Group Outing – CLICK HERE!

Should you experience any difficulty or if you have any questions, feel free to contract my ticket representative. Desirée Paxton (that's right and I swear to God – Desirée  is the original "extra é") at 928-3642.

Last but not least, I had to put down a $200 deposit on these seats, so if you douche nuggets turn tail and run out on me I will hunt you down and kill you (use of hollow and needless threat – check). Remember, if we don't turn out in large masses, Peaches wins (use of always effective motivational tool – check).

Sactown Royalty at ARCO Arena. It's about the Kings. It's about us. It's about time.

Let's do this.