A Few Things to Consider:

Odds and Ends:

-Portland's name was supposedly decided by a coin flip. Had the coin fallen the other way, I'd be writing about the Boston, Oregon Trail Blazers.

Prediction: The Sacramento Kings read a random game preview that mentions 'Boston'. Boston reminds them of Isaiah Thomas. Reminds them he'll be in the playoffs. Reminds them of Pete D'Alessandro.

After the panic is over, and the grounds are safe to walk again, the wake of the destruction reveals that the only thing left of the Moda Center after 'The DeMarcalypse' is a jumbotron with a final score indicating that the Kings win, 110-101.

For the other side of things, go see our friends over at Blazers Edge.