Welcome to the official Highway to Basketball Hell tour t-shirt!
Relive all your exciting times over the last 15 years! Highlights include: the Ben McLemore pick; the Nik Stauskas pick; the Georgios Papagiannis pick; the Justin Jackson pick; the Marvin Bagley pick over Luka Doncic; passing on Damian Lillard; passing on Kawhi Leonard; passing on Klay Thompson; the Michael Malone firing; the Dave Joerger firing; watching the tape with Luke Walton; and much, much more!
Celebrate a decade-and-a-half of incompetence and ineptitude with some sweet new drip!
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Classic
Best one yet!
Man, that Jimmer draft. Ugh. Sooo many better options that went after him. FTM.
Quick poll: who did y’all have on the board for the Kings that year? Klay was not really on my radar but I was pretty high on Kawhi. We really needed a 3 and D SF at the time (though I of course did not think that he would end up being all-NBA level).
Man… it’s hard to remember back that far. I think I wanted Kemba Walker? I just remember loving him at UCONN.
Kawhi was my best remaining player at #7 and #10. Full disclosure: I think that I had Jan Vesely ahead of him, but the Wizards took him at #6.
Here’s the community draft board from the old site. This is the results of community voting, so based on how the draft had gone we would have taken Knight or Kemba or Kawhi over Jimmer. I think I was really high on Knight if remember correctly.
On the bright side, we did eventually get Derrick Williams.
Bought two. Happy to support this crew where I can because the KANGZ sure as shit aren’t getting any money from me.
I have a TKH logo t-shirt (courtesy of Adamsite) and a KANGZ hoodie. I was thinking of getting a KANGZ hoodie for my dad but I didn’t think he would get the reference, so I got him a “Sactown” hoodie instead.
I have the Sactown hoodie and have gotten a few complements on it.
Can I buy it with a +$50 option of having all subsequent drought years added on? I think that I would be getting a bargain.
Love the CAKE reference. Please remember that we are only one year away from being one year away!
This is AWESOME!
Buy the shirt and recall all of the classic hits:
Blunderstruck
Back in back (of the standings)
Hells (Cow)Bells
For those about to schlock (We salute you)
You Luke me all night long
Matinatalks
It’s a long way to the top (if you root for the Kings)
And many, many more!
Whole Lotta Matina?
THIS IS SO GREAT!
You guys rule.
Trying to remember the last time I attended an AC/DC concert in Sac….probably was at Arco, and the Kings might’ve been in the playoffs.
Might’ve.
My God, I totally forgot we had 7 straight years of less than 30 wins. Even the Clippers, whom the Kings are now tied with for NBA record 15 straight years with no playoffs, ever sucked continuously for that long.
Also, probably a good thing it wasn’t a Master of Puppets (Vivek?) t-shirt, or else Metallica might get as bent out of shape as those Reese’s penises.
All this Heavy Meddling is giving me a headache!
Absolutely. Fucking. Priceless! Just got done ordering one. I’ll wear it with pride (uh, shame?).
Love this!
This is awesome. BTW what’s the scoop with Rese’ Passes? Is it ever coming back? I wanted to get one for my son.
Unfortunately not, we had to take that one down.
someone in etsy is selling it. Bootleg?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/970230848/reses-passes-tyrese-haliburton-inspired?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=reese%26%23039%3Bs+hoodie&ref=sr_gallery-1-8&from_market_listing_grid_organic=1&frs=1&col=1
(Shout out to one of little Marty’s top five lead singers of all-time)
Check out my creation. It’s a list of Sacramento Kings coaches not named Rick Adelman that have coached the Kings to a winning season!
I like what you’ve done here
I had a better shirt two days ago.
Now this is something I can support.
Just wow
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We should send one to Rudy Gay.
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