I hate the Spurs.

I really really hate the Spurs.

I think many of you hate the Spurs, too. Let's discuss this.

The Spurs whine a lot. Some Spurs are dirty players. The Spurs are disciplined to point of predictability. However, the Spurs are well-built and well-coached, so you can not stop their predictable attack.

The Spurs some of the most detestable players in the league: Bruce Bowen (his nickname is "The Rash"), Manu Ginobili (makes Vlade Divac look like a doric column at the Parthenon), and Tony Parker (he's French, he will marry Eva Longoria this summer, the appearance of his facial muscles when he laughs frighten Jack Nicholson).

The Spurs win a lot, especially against the Kings. Of course, this is the greatest crime against San Antonio: they're fricking good. I DO NOT LIKE TEAMS WHICH FREQUENTLY BEAT THE KINGS. Simple, but profoundly true.

For these reason, it will be my utmost pleasure to boo and hiss at anyone in a black jersey tonight.

To the business:

The Spurs are 7-point road favorites. The Kings could lose by 30 or win by 4. I'd bet on the losing by 30 before the winning by 4, though. By the way, the Spurs have a better road record than the Kings' home record. And they've won 11 straight. And they are at least in the same conversation as Dallas and Phoenix. And they're hitting their stride.

I've got no haiku. Let's go Kings! WOOO! This would be a HUGE win. Can they do it?