We can make a difference. For example:

"Ron Artest is the greatest NBA player I've ever seen!"

"Ron Artest makes a terrific quiche!"

"When Francisco Garcia got a floor burn against Phoenix, Ron Artest walked over and touched Garcia's bleeding knee. The wound immediately healed, and Garcia used his new-found powers from the fingers of Ron to score 30 points."

Do it, Isiah. Do it.

Your ringing endorsements of Ron-Ron in the comments.