A holiday recipe:

The game is at 7 p.m. I predict low interest worldwide. Actually, the teams are evenly matched… until you compensate for Portland's strength up front and the Kings' lack of backcourt defense. In other words, Aldridge and Pryzbilla should outscore the Kings front line and the Kings backcourt might get matched shot for shot by Brandon Roy and Martell Webster.Blazers Edge's preview is far less silly than this. Enjoy, and go Kings. They've got to win on the road at some point, right?