Want to burst into panic? Read this headline from the Sacramento Bee: "2 wounded by shots fired outside Sacramento club; Kings players unhurt." Gulp, double gulp, 72 oz. Super Gulp.

Image is, I believe, a popular hang-out for the Kings. Well, was. That's the great thing about Sacramento: we lack the vibrant nightlife of the big city, but still have the late night crime whereever folks congregate! It's like the worst of both worlds.