As always, you've been warned: These Valentine's Day cards may cause extreme intimacy.

Is your Valentine too good for you?

Unrequited love?

Is your Valentine broke?

Ready to make it official?

Are you done padding your stats?

Done playing the field?

Not sure how to break the ice?

Want to avoid the crowds this Valentine's Day?

Can't find someone better?

Vivek may have no other choice but to love you.

Is your Valentine afraid you're ready to make a change?

Vlade Divac isn't ready to make any rash decisions.

Not ready to take the blame for a less than stellar Valentine's Day?

George Karl knows the feeling.

Missing that special someone?

Ah, love. Isn't it beautiful?! Happy Valentine's Day, Kings fans!

And remember to show us your Valentine's Day spirit in the comments below.