Kings vs. Heat preview: How Sacramento can win

The Kings get Miami again. Oh boy.

By Str Archive | 0 Comments | Feb 26, 2019

2. LeBron James is entranced by the Red Rabbit and refuses to leave the new terminal at the Sacramento International Airport.

4. Shaq blows an airhorn directly into every Miami huddle, eventually rendering the Heat and anyone sitting near the Heat bench medically deaf.

7. The Heat find out Sean Cunningham of News10 is hosting the Sactown Royalty game thread and immediately concede.

9. LeBron James goes 0-34 from the field as the Sacramento crowd holds up myriad Skip Bayless faces, a la Peja on a stick. A meteor then strikes Sacramento as cosmic punishment. BUT WE GOT THE WIN.

Enjoy the game, friends!

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