A throw-away note out of the Associated Press's account from Washington's training camp:

If Brendan Haywood starts threading backdoor bounce passes to Caron Butler, I'm going to shriek. Also: How hard is it for the Associated Press of all news organizations to figure out how to spell Coachie's last name? He's been around Earth for 77 years, for God's sake.(Prayers for Etan Thomas. Heart problems are no joke.)