If Rick Adelman doesn't get a standing ovation, I'll be shocked.

If Bonzi Wells plays and doesn't go double-double, I'll be shocked.

If Kevin Martin doesn't drop 25, I'll be shocked.

If Yao Ming doesn't drop 30 and 15, I'll be mildly surprised.

If the Kings win, I'll be mildly surprised.

7 pm start. Go Kings.

UPDATE: Ron Artest is in town and will play.