Screw Paul Shirley. Mark Madsen is easily the funniest white guy in the league.

I'd heard "Mad Dog" had a blog, but I figured it was like the Flea Lakers blog or the short-lived Elisha Cuthbert NHL blog or the Tommy Lasorda Dodgers blog. (I couldn't be happier about the whole Eric Gagne thing, by the way. You hate to wish ill on anyone, but this is mitigated by the fact that Gagne is a) a Dodger and b) Canadian. Sorry, Skeets.)

Boy was I wrong.

Here's an excerpt to show just how little fun the Minnesota Timberwolves are actually having this season:

Holy god that's depressing. I like lakes and big-ass malls and Brenda Walsh and everything, but there is no way I would work for that franchise right now.But the Dust Bowl that is the TWolves franchise won't stop the Mad Dog from being deep:

Madsen later quotes the plaque at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty, and ends with this:

Alright, it's official. I love Mark Madsen.Madsen '08! Madsen '08!