Well, crap. I was working on an interview with Tim Montemayor, the host of KHTK's "Monty Til Midnight" show.

Somewhere in the process, Monty decided to further his career and get a job with the flagship station of the St. Louis Cardinals, which really effed up my plans.

I already had my questions ready, so you know what? I'm posting them, along with the answers I'm sure Monty would have given, had he been around to actually answer them himself.

Here goes nothing:

There you have it, my best impersonation of Tim Montemayor.

In all seriousness, we wish him all the luck in the world in St. Louis. We do also, however, hope the Cardinals suck greatly this season – not only for our selfish Orange-and-Blackish reasons, but so greater Missouri can feel Monty's wrath.

Go get 'em, angry man. Go get 'em.