In a twist of ultimate "what-the-f*ckness," coaches are apparently lining up to coach King Ron-Ron and his Royal Court:

Double digit? DOUBLE DIGIT? There are more than 10 head coaches/head coach candidates out there trying to get this gig, coaching Ron Artest and Mike Bibby? These coaches realize this team just ran out a guy who went to the playoffs eight straight seasons, right?

A speculative list:

Who the hell else is trying to get this gig? Reggie Theus can't possibly be trying – he just got started at New Mexico State. I really don't think Hubie Brown wants to coach again, especially with the prospect of Bonzi and Ron-Ron together. Artest's old buddy Mike Jarvis isn't looking, is he? Sac State's Jerome Jenkins? Michael Cooper? Byron Scott? I'm confounded!I like that so many coaches have faith in our roster. I'm worried that there isn't a guy or two that the Maloofs and Petrie are actively seeking out.

Until we get a clearer picture, my preferences:

I would be ecstatic if the new head coach is…

I would be pleased if the new head coach is…

I would shrug if the new head coach is…

I would be rather worried if the new head coach is…

I would be homicidal if the new head coach is…

I would go on a murderous rampage, possibly taking out several innocent bystanders, if the new head coach is…

So now you know my biases.