(Note: There's no way in hell I'll be liveblogging this one. It's not completely because the Kings have been outscored by a total of 64 points in the two games I've liveblogged this season. But it is mostly that.)

I was going to throw out "Francisco Garcia as Tony Parker's shadow," but Mr. Kevin Martin will be getting the start in place on Ron-Ron instead. (What the hell did Francisco do to Rick Adelman's mother, Dorothy Adelman, by the way? Yeesh.)

In last-minute reflection, however, the table does seem set rather well for Speedracer (that's Kevin Martin to you fresh faces around here) to have a monster game. Here are the reasons I would like to nominate:

Other than those things, along with about a dozen other, everything looks great! Cheers, Sactown! Way to keep the spirit up!(Yeah, the tone has changed a bit from Friday. But as someone much smarter and more well-read than I once said, "You would cry to if it happened to you. Bum bum bum-bum bum.")