We’re excited to announce the launch of The Kings Herald store! Purchases made from the store will go directly to help support continued development and maintenance of the website as well as allow us to pay our contributors. Existing Patreon subscribers will also be given a 10% discount code for all purchases made through the store.
We have some cool shirts, hoodies, masks and other items for sale right now. In time we’ll add new items and designs to the shop. Feel free to leave feedback on things that you would be interested in seeing made available!
Thank you to everyone who has supported us since our launch a few months ago. Our expectations were high and they were still blown away. We can’t wait for Kings basketball to be back and to share that experience with all of you!
Jesus Marimba – That water tower!
And that “Cache Considerations” shirt!
Eventually we have to make shirts with TKH memes.
“Greg ruined my marriage.”
If I ever see someone out in the wild with a Cache Considerations shirt, I will buy them a beer or a non-alcoholic beverage of their choosing. Granted, I live in Massachusetts so the odds are even lower here, but that is such a meta shirt that seeing it out in the world is gonna make me smile every time.
I remember there being a couple of members that used to comment on the olde site that were in Mass. I go back to Boston every once in awhile, and you might see a pantsless guy there someday, probably around Fenway.
My son’s heading to Boston College – may have to get him a shirt just on the chance…
Totally joking, y’all are doing great! Nice work!
In all seriousness, I really do want to get my hands on the official TKH logo t-shirt eventually. Money is a little tight at the moment as I got furloughed from my job (along with most of my company) in late June with no return date set as of now, but some day in the future I will get my hands on it!
Can someone tell a dumb Dutch guy where 916 stands for?
telephone area code?
zip code?
number of fouls committed by the Kings in the WCF?
I think it’s the number of minutes Bagley has played in two seasons.
It’s the Sacramento Telephone Area Code. Also, since you’re not local, the water tower is a kinda famous Sacramento Landmark where they put the city slogan.
If I recall, they changed the wording from “City of Trees” to something else?
Yes. “City of Losing Basketball.”
“Nice Arena Though.”
“Fun to Fuck it Capital”
Yeah I think it says “Farm to Fork Capital” now
They changed it again. Now it’s Farm to Vacant Restaurant Capitol
Eh. Okay. I am sure that after a few Gin&tonics it looks almost like the Eiffel tower.
Rik, maybe you can get a 31 patch to stitch over it?
haha. I would go for the King Kongs mug.
The # of signs Sign Lady has.
Can I wear 916 merch if I live in the 707?!?!
Kings Herald assumes no liability if you get beat up for wearing the wrong area code.
or ruining your marriage
I was told there would be no math.
I’m in the 707 as well! I wear my three kings masks proudly already, though my boss riffs me about it.
The Bradley artwork is great!
Was it done in charcoal?
Ah…it says “digital artwork”.
I just bought a giant Beatles illustration print to put on my wall, so I don’t have the space for it now unfortunately….but maybe I’ll get the coffee mug version.
It was done in tears.
I think I may need to get me some of Bradley’s original art stuff. I dig that drawing of the classic Kings.
I guess this will hold me over until the Jerry Reynolds French Lick’s Finest NBA Jam shirt is printed.
p.s. is it easy to add beverage container types? I don’t drink coffee, so I don’t really have a need for a mug, but I’d be interested in a pint/shot glass.
Just checked into it, and coffee mugs are the only thing offered in this version of the store, but we’ll look into some other avenues to make that available.
Nice!
You can use mugs for other liquids.
Like wine.
When does this coffee mug come out?
https://twitter.com/boogiecousins/status/1267271720282415104
If ever walk into a 7-11 or AM/PM and see Brick Tamland wearing one of these shirts while he’s making a Rordog¢, I’m not sure how I will contain myself.
My 2004 Acura TL is starting to fall apart tragically, and I had to get coolant yesterday since it was running low. The ampm is right next to Auto Zone, and I was tempted to get a RORDOG. I opted to sit in the attached Popeye’s drivethru for 20 minutes for the spicy chicken sandy.
Moral of the story if you happened to be at the ampm on Clayton Road in Concord yesterday evening, then you just missed me!
Straight fire. Swag looks great fellas!
Also, anyway someone can look into my patreon badge thingy? I’m kinda jealous of everybody else’s flair.
We’ll look into that today!
It’s been added – thanks for giving us a heads up!
I see it! Thanks Tim!
And now it’s gone. LOL
I’m seeing it on my end Scotty, might just need to clear browser cache on your end
Good stuff! My favorite is the water tower sweatshirt. Some other ideas:
1.) Vivek with the “Go on…” meme.
2.) Vivek with “Dismissive little chap” under it.
3.) The “Vladfather” logo that Vlade has hanging in his office.
4.) NBA logo with De’Aaron’s silhouette (pre-bubble haircut).
5.) And I second Rordog’s “NBA Jam” request.
Anyway, great job you guys, it all looks awesome!
We have lots of ideas for stuff with Vlade, Vivek, etc, just figuring out what things we can make without getting sued lol
Haha, oh yeah I guess it can’t be too mean. Maybe a pic of G1C and the caption “Nice Arena Though” would fly.
For Akis and Tony: “The Kings Herald – It’s all Greek to me!”
For Rob: “No Pants Under This Shirt!”
For Adamsite: the “Youngman!” gif.
For Klam: The George Karl “no breakfast” photo.
That would be perfect on a bib.
maybe do a contest for people to submit shirt designs and we all upvote our favorite.
UPDATE
Go Kongs! is now a shirt!!
https://teespring.com/go-kong-s-autocorrect-shirt?pid=46&cid=2753
You guys are on fire, keep it up.
I’m still waiting for the “Yes, but can he play small forward?” shirt.
I’m going to order the auto correct mug. That’s just too good.
Ordered the basketball hell mug.
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