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Kings 126, Hornets 127: Kings choke at home

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By | 178 Comments | Feb 28, 2021

If I told you that the Kings would lose to the Charlotte Hornets tonight, you probably wouldn’t be shocked. If I told you that the Kings would allow a Hornets player to put up 42 points on their asses, you probably wouldn’t be shocked. If I told you that the Kings were up by 8 points with just over a minute remaining, you probably wouldn’t be shocked. If I told you that the Kings gave up 42 points to PJ Washington, surrendered an 8-point lead with just over a minute remaining, and ended up losing the game off of an and-one layup with 1.4 seconds on the clock, well, you probably watched the game tonight.

The first quarter started out extremely well for Sacramento. Buddy Hield looked like Dave Joerger was on the sidelines screaming at him to run, as he scored 11 of the team’s first 13 points, finishing the period with 17 points on 6/8 shooting from the floor, including five triples. Marvin Bagley was also productive for the Kings, recording 8 points and 5 boards, but Sacramento’s inability to give a damn on defense eventually caught up to them, as always. After running out to a 24-10 lead behind Hield’s scoring binge, the Kings allowed the Hornets to score 19 points in just four minutes, eventually ending the quarter with a three-point lead. LaMelo Ball led the way in the first for Charlotte, with the rookie guard weaving his way through the paint for 12 points and 5 assists.

Offense, offense, and more offense was once again the dominating theme of the second quarter. PJ Washington, yes that PJ Washington whose name you vaguely recognize as an NBA player, torched the Kings and worked his way up to 22 points on 15 shots in the half, while LaMelo Ball was also once again effective for the Hornets, as he ended up taking more free throws (8) than the entire Kings squad (6). Although Charlotte seemed to control the rhythm throughout most of the period, Sacramento walked into the locker rooms with a one-point lead behind a Harrison Barnes three-ball with less than a second left on the clock.

In a twist more surprising than finding out that Malcolm was dead the entire time in The Sixth Sense (Hey, my brothers spoiled the ending for me, so now I’m taking my revenge on the entire Sacramento community 20 years later), the Kings actually held the Hornets to just 22 points in the third quarter. Some of that success had to do with Charlotte simply missing shots, but there were flashes of effort on the defensive end of the floor for Luke Walton’s squad as well. PJ Washinton, yes, still that PJ Washinton, was once again the man of the hour for the Hornets in the third, as he upped his total to 30 points by the end of the period, three more than his previous career-high.

Wait for iiiiiiit. You guessed it. PJ Washinton. PJ “Michael Jordan” Washington put up another 12 points in the fourth quarter, including a clutch three-pointer, but let’s focus on this collapse more than individual stats. With 1:13 remaining in the game, Harrison Barnes seemed to wrap things up with a vicious dunk, putting the Kings up 123-115. On the following play, Terry Rozier threw the ball away and De’Aaron Fox broke out for an open-court layup. LaMelo Ball tried to prevent a layup and was called for a Flagrant-1 foul upon official review. Fox missed the first free throw. Fox missed the second free throw. Marvin Bagley was blocked at the rim. Oops, Oops, and more oops. 3.6 seconds later, Rozier knocked down a three-pointer to pull the Hornets within five points. Six seconds later, the Hornets intentionally fouled Marvin Bagley. Bagley missed the first free throw. Bagley missed the second free throw. Are you sensing a theme yet?

Nine seconds later, the very same Terry Rozier pulled up for another three-pointer and was fouled by Harrison Barnes. Rozier, in a very un-Kingslike fashion, made all three of his shots from the charity stripe. The Hornets were within a possession with just over 30 seconds left on the clock. Thankfully, De’Aaron Fox found an opening and scored a little floater from eight feet out with 23.8 seconds remaining –  a four-point lead with less than a shot clock’s worth of time should have been enough. Of course, this is the Kings we’re talking about. Six seconds later, PJ “Kings Killer” Washington knocked down his seven millionth three-pointer of the evening, cutting Sacramento’s lead to just one point. Buddy Hield was fouled on the following possession, and surprise, surprise, missed one of his free throw attempts. With 1.4 seconds left and trailing by two, Malik Monk blew by Cory Joseph and was fouled by Richaun Holmes while making a layup. Guess what? Monk made his free throw. Game. Blouses.

The Kings are now tied for the fourth pick in the 2021 NBA draft.

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February 28, 2021 10:42 pm

Tyrese, did you really want to play for the Kings?

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February 28, 2021 10:50 pm
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March 1, 2021 7:42 am
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Beautiful loss all while gaining equity on our soon to be traded assets Buddy needs to show out this next 3 weeks and Barnes value is at an all time high time to buckle up the tank race we gotta be in the bottom 3 baby!! This is the perfect draft to do it in the top 7 are all studs clean the sheets also. Trade Fox if we get a haul also and give the keys to Hali

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February 28, 2021 10:43 pm

Were those Murder Hornets…

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Or did they just assist in a suicide?

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March 1, 2021 8:16 am
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This is brilliant.

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February 28, 2021 10:43 pm

Kings max PG at the FT line

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February 28, 2021 10:43 pm

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February 28, 2021 10:45 pm

This loss is great for the tank!!

But if I wanted to win this game, I’d be pissed at every single fucker in that locker room.

HB: You can’t foul a jump shooter that late in the game!

De’Aaron, Bags: Make your fucking FTs!

CoJo: play basketball for fucks sake!

Everyone: Any G-League team will probably score 120 on your heads! The defense is fucking atrocious!

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February 28, 2021 11:37 pm
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All things Luke should be saying to them.

Also Luke: €œWe, uh, just gotta watch the tape.€

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February 28, 2021 10:47 pm

Best part of the game was my sound didn’t work. No Doug and whatever other lameo.

That plus a shot at Kuminga. Dude looks awesome. But unless Vivek allows McNair to do his thing none of it matters.

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February 28, 2021 10:49 pm

Well, it looks like I found a new TKH photo meme…
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March 1, 2021 7:29 am
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Photoshop opportunity

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March 1, 2021 9:26 am
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March 1, 2021 2:54 pm
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Marty what app is this? Amazing 🙂

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March 1, 2021 8:37 pm
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Dude that’s Superimpose on iPhone, but this one isn’t my best, really rushed. You can do amazing things with that app.

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February 28, 2021 10:49 pm

Chokeramento

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February 28, 2021 11:38 pm
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Or Suckramento, for those Jim Rome fans out there.

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March 1, 2021 8:34 am
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Given the FT shooting,

Shaqramento.

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March 1, 2021 8:52 am
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Now wait, think of all the things he’s done as part-owner!

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February 28, 2021 10:49 pm

Fuck it, I’m done for the season. I was often more on the optimistic side but fuck it, let’s tank. Here are some thoughts from a Kings fan for 20 years from across the globe:

1) All on this team should be tradable except for Hali and Fox (for his big contract), the rest we have are low bball IQ guys maybe except for HB and Beli.

I was a big fan of Fox during his streak, I even thought he would be an all-star but I began to dislike him on the court as we began the 9 game slide. Aside from his bad FT shooting, he makes crappy bball decisions. Imagine you got a steal and you’re up by 8 with a minute remaining, you hold the ball and run the clock man. Even us on rec leagues do it. He should be a 2nd and 3rd option on a team (like Conley I think). I don’t get it why he sucks on free throws but as a guy who plays a bit I can see that his routine is rushed. I don’t know if he shoots good on practice, but imagine you have an 8-5 job in the past 4 years and you couldn’t improve the fundamentals of your job, that just sucks.

2) Fire Luke, he doesn’t deserve to be even coaching in the NBA. And even in a full rebuild I wouldn’t trust Cade, Kuminga, or Green under Luke’s “tutelage”. They may end up like Bags 2.0 or some failed top 5 draft picks. I wouldn’t mind letting Gentry take over the helm from here if they tank. Don’t even get me started on Bags, he’s one of the most selfish players I’ve seen in a while, the dude like has no passing instincts.

3) Yeah we’re not built to win, but most people in the media see us competing at least for a spot on the playoffs or even the play-in tournament. The roster is similar from last year, with Hali replacing Bogi and Whiteside and Metu replacing Len and Giles, and that roster is at 9th spot before COVID happened. So some of us fans are still be optimistic about the team competing for an 8th or 9th seed at least.

4) This has to be the worst Kings club since 17-65 season in my opinion. Back then we were young, supposed to fail and develop. We can say anything about Cuz but the man has a lot of passion and he wants to win. I don’t see that fire with these guys maybe except for Hali. During the last decade we were bad but we compete, we were bad on D but not on a historical level.

5) I hope the Kings management cares about this but we fans deserve a better team! It sucks rooting for a losing team for the past 15 seasons, we’re maybe here because of proximity to Sacramento, sports fans, love for the game of basketball, optimism, etc. but we deserve a competing team. This team makes money from us (tickets, merchandise, social media and more). I even flew to Sac a couple of times during my trips in the US just to watch the Kings live. Heck, I even know someone who passed away just wishes to see the Kings in playoffs again. Hopefully Monte can turn this franchise around.

In the words of Beli, “Fuck it, we deserve this win, a better team”

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February 28, 2021 11:11 pm
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1) All on this team should be tradable except for Hali and Fox

What if that’s the plan?

2) Fire Luke

What if that’s the plan?

3) Yeah we’re not built to win

Let’s hope not!

4) This has to be the worst Kings club since 17-65 season in my opinion.

Let’s hope so!

5) I hope the Kings management cares about this

 Let’s hope they have the necessary courage

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March 1, 2021 12:51 am
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I hope so. My apologies for the long read man.

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March 1, 2021 6:20 am
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Where are you from, Kui?

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February 28, 2021 11:14 pm
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We really should keep high IQ players.
On this team, only Tyrese and Bjelica have high BBIQ.
Maybe Barnes too, because of his experience, and Kyle Guy (thru eye test)

The thing that pisses me off is the Kings’ scouting dept. Why do they continue adding players like Cory Joseph, Justin James, Robinson, Parker, Whiteside? (and too many more to count under Vlade’s kangzmanship) when it’s clearer than daylight that they will never move the needle nor make the €œplayoff€ roster – if and when it happens.

I would be happy if they stopped playing the players I mentioned above and just spread their minutes to Woodard, Ramsey & Guy.

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February 28, 2021 11:42 pm
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Have a thumb for Kangzmanship. With your permission, I’d like to use that word going forward … like, €œBagley showed great Kangzmanship by playing such bad defense that he was benched for the entire fourth quarter.€

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March 1, 2021 12:22 am

Feel free!

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March 1, 2021 8:32 am
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To be fair, most of those guys were the work of the previous FO. The two that aren’t are deep bench, one-year, minimum contracts. Not guys that were scouted to be key parts of the team’s future. The guys this FO made any move on with the intention of keeping around to some degree are Fox, Hali, Woodard, Ramsey, Jeffries, & Metu. And I’d say those last 3 are seen as easily cut-able.

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March 1, 2021 8:49 am

yeah, this team is still shackled by the disease of the Vlade regime and it’s going to at least take until next year to improve drastically. I just saw that Cojo’s contract is guaranteed until 2022 and he makes 12m next year…I mean those are the types of moves a bad franchise can’t make if they want to climb out of the gutter

Buddy’s contract is pretty bad too. He had a nice breakout game last night but it’s telling that he scored 17 in the first quarter and the kings were up by only 3. I don’t look at the numbers but how many points would he need to score a game in order to make up for his absent defense?

Fox needs to make FT for real 🙁

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March 1, 2021 8:54 am
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Only $2.4MM of Cojo’s contract is guaranteed for next season.

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March 1, 2021 8:55 am

oh I see, thanks for the clarification. That at least makes me feel better. I’m all for the tank but watching cojo is not even entertaining

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March 1, 2021 9:23 am
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If in reference to basketball smarts, if you throw out, “maybe Barnes,” looking in a mirror might be a good place to start.

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February 28, 2021 11:40 pm
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I mean, I’ll just give you a thumbs up and leave it at that. Well said!

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March 1, 2021 12:15 am
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How can this team have fans from around the globe.

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March 1, 2021 12:23 am
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what goes around come in full circle.

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March 1, 2021 4:34 am
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Don’t ask me. I’m an idiot.

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March 1, 2021 5:35 am
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Good point on Fox.

Why didn’t he run some time off the clock after that steal? The Kings probably could have sealed the deal right then and there.

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March 1, 2021 9:04 am
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I feel like this team is just so desperate to make a statement + a mix of bad coaching they go for these flashy plays that end up hurting them. After the big Barnes dunk, Fox probably wanted to send em home. It’s such a detrimental aspect of his game that he can’t shoot FT because he can live at the line

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February 28, 2021 10:51 pm

Under pressure

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February 28, 2021 11:31 pm
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Dum dum dum do do dum dum

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February 28, 2021 10:52 pm

I didn’t catch the game, but I did see the score at 123-115 with a minute left, and when I saw that they lost it, I wasn’t even mad….I found at utterly hilarious because it is just so Kangz to do something like that.

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March 1, 2021 8:34 am
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It was at that exact moment that Bagley took the ball at the top of the key, with like 15 seconds left on the shot clock and drove to the basket, and (shocker), he had the ball knocked away for an easy transition 3. That exact moment felt like the low BBIQ play + momentum swing that changed things for me.

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March 1, 2021 9:11 am
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That’s an “I need my statzz” decision right there!

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February 28, 2021 10:58 pm

Free Throws should be renamed Shootit-or-Stoopid

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February 28, 2021 10:58 pm

And the Golden Globe for worst collapse in an NBA game this season goes to…
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The Sacramento KANGZ!

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February 28, 2021 10:59 pm

I am impressed.

I kept thinking, €œshit. They aren’t going to gack this up.€

The Barnes dunk. The Fox floater with Buddy laying on ground. I found myself disappointed that the Kings may pull of the meaningless win.

And yet, the Kings did there thing and I’m all, €œno way! They did it! They actually found a way to do it!€

Impressive!

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March 1, 2021 7:26 am
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*their

(you would never from this account know that I write a lot in my career! You would also never know that I tend to have food taste in things, favorite basketball team excluded! 😬)

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March 1, 2021 7:38 am
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The “food taste” should be good taste, perhaps?
No, I would never tell you write a lot in your career.
Are you a good critic? Sorry, food critic?

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March 1, 2021 8:17 am
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Holy moly. I am blaming my stupid phone for that abomination of a post. And I was making fun of a typo too! 🤪

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February 28, 2021 11:02 pm

My wife and I had our first child Friday night. He watched his first Kings game with Dad this evening. Welcome to hell young man.

I legitimately laughed hard when they lost this game. Let the tank roll on and burn this thing down.

Finally, I know Otis believes this team’s defense will get better. We are basically half way through the season and this is not even remotely getting better. We might actually be watching the worst defensive team in NBA history.

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February 28, 2021 11:17 pm

Congrats!

Do you want him to follow the Kings or are you going to let him pick his teams? 😉

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February 28, 2021 11:44 pm

Congrats, and I’m very impressed things were chill enough on Night 3 that you got to watch the game.

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February 28, 2021 11:48 pm

Well chill is relative but he at least slept through the first half.

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February 28, 2021 11:59 pm

Just like me!

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March 1, 2021 9:49 am
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The 1st half was a lot more enjoyable. Actually, I didn’t mind the game until the last minute. But I’m easily entertained so there is that.

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March 1, 2021 8:36 am

I watched a number of games doing laps around the living room bouncing an overtired baby and singing every song I know to try to find the magic tune. For my first, that magic tune ended up being Friday, I’m in Love. For my second, it was nothing. Ended up taking her outside was the key to calming her down.

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March 1, 2021 8:43 am

GREAT STORY!

that magic tune ended up being Friday, I’m in Love. 

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March 1, 2021 8:51 am

I burned a CD of the songs that helped made my son sleep the best, while I was holding him, often dancing. Great memories.

Hey ya by Outkast and Street Spirit by Radiohead were a few of the better ones.

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February 28, 2021 11:52 pm

Congrats FKAC! Hopefully you and your son get to enjoy (or suffer through) many Kings games together!

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February 28, 2021 11:59 pm

Congratulations, FKaC!

Enjoy the experience. Time flies, especially the early years.

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March 1, 2021 6:50 am

Yep it’s certainly not improving to this point. I still expect we’ll see some stretches of winning basketball, but it’s going to be based strictly on outscoring the opposition.

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March 1, 2021 10:07 am
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And congrats! The first part of the post is clearly the most important. 🙂

I remember many nights just sitting on the couch watching the Kings or Giants play with my daughter snoozing in my arms.

You’ve got about a year or so until he’s on the move, and you’ll only be catching bits and pieces of the game as you’re chasing him around. So enjoy for now!

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March 1, 2021 7:09 am

Congrats!! I have a 13 year old and an 11 year old. Neither has been alive to see a Kings playoff game. Let’s hope the same can’t be said for your son.

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March 1, 2021 7:27 am

Idiot. I have two of those things and you should have talked to me first!

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March 1, 2021 8:33 am

Congratulations. Pro tip: A baby sleeping on your chest is a great excuse to sit and watch a game for a couple hours.

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March 1, 2021 8:36 am

Congrats. Toilet train him before you make him a Kangz fan or he will never get it inside the rim.

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March 1, 2021 8:57 am

Congratulations man.

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March 1, 2021 10:01 am

Congratulations!

Very happy for you 🙂

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March 1, 2021 10:14 am

Congrats on the newborn. 🙂

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March 1, 2021 10:50 am

hell yeah dude

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March 1, 2021 10:54 am

Congrats, does that count as child abuse? I bought my daughters Kings merch…

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March 1, 2021 11:45 am
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Unfortunately, I’m a mandated reporter. So expect a call from the authorities.

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March 1, 2021 11:07 pm

Congrats! Get some sleep, pops. You’re going to need it!

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February 28, 2021 11:03 pm

Lamelo won the game. He smacked Fox on the head and no one stood up for him. Kings are soft pups. Zero dogs.

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March 1, 2021 5:41 am
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That was pretty disheartening seeing the lack of reaction from the Kings after that smack down of Fox.

That move by Lamelo could have been career ending for our starting point guard, yet there was no push back from his teammates.

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February 28, 2021 11:04 pm

That was the first time I’ve openly rooted for them to collapse and lose.

That was too close Monty, do something soon please.

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February 28, 2021 11:11 pm
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Is Monty even allowed to do his thing or are Joe and the Dope undercutting him?

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March 1, 2021 9:10 am
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Do we know what Monte’s thing is ? We do know about the other two ? Not encouraging to me on any level !

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February 28, 2021 11:17 pm

KANGZ LIVE! LONG LIVE THE KANGZ!

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February 28, 2021 11:29 pm

Who is the worst player we can draft with the fourth pick? Evan Mobley or Jalen Green?

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March 1, 2021 3:44 am
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Don’t know if there are any “worse” player to draft in what looks like a really good draft but to answer your question it’s probably Jalen Green for me. He is currently #5 on my personal big board.

1. Cunningham, 2. Kuminga, 3. Mobley, 4. Suggs, 5. Green

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March 1, 2021 6:18 am
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Do people have Kuminga higher than the other 3 because he’s not a guard?
It’s the impression I get. But i haven’t seen enough of all of them to form an opinion. Cunningham does look like a stud, though.

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March 1, 2021 8:43 am
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For the people that have him there (there are plenty of people that have Mobley above him), I think it’s a combination of:

  • Prototypical wing size and athleticism
  • Versatile 2-way wings are the most valued positional archetype at the moment.
  • Broad-based skills & attributes

If you were to rank those 5 by a number of attributes and skills (size, athleticism, ballhandling, shooting, rebounding, defensive ability, etc.), Kuminga would probably in the top 2-3 for all of them.

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March 1, 2021 8:52 am
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Don’t know about the others but for me even before the season started I already have him as my #2 guy behind Cade.

After watching him play on the G-league, I still have him rank 2nd just above Mobley, Suggs and Green.

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March 1, 2021 8:38 am
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I think any of Green, Kuminga, Mobley or Suggs could be there at 4. It’s hard to make any real guesses until we know the draft order.

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February 28, 2021 11:36 pm

If they promise to make their free throws, will you guys promise to list the winning team’s score first like all other sports outlets on earth?

Watch ESPN … read a newspaper … check out every other SB Nation site.

Like this – Hornets 127, Kings 126

Only soccer moms say their team’s score first regardless of the outcome … €œthey won us 2-4 but everyone tried hard and got a trophy.€

Good Lord our NBA team is minor league enough, can you make this one small adjustment to look and sound more professional?

As for the game … LOL, Kangz.

Exactly WITF else does Luke have to do to get canned?

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February 28, 2021 11:47 pm

Do you copy and paste that every game?

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March 1, 2021 6:55 am
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Game score sequence, Marvin Bagley hate…to-may-to, to-mah-to.

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March 1, 2021 7:11 am
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Well played sir

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February 28, 2021 11:54 pm

Lame.

u don’t get it.

the score where Kangz appear first enphasizes the choke job.

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February 28, 2021 11:55 pm
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erratum – emphasizes

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February 28, 2021 11:56 pm

There’s a lot going on in this comment for what’s essentially an extremely minor formatting complaint

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March 1, 2021 6:13 am

I think showing the Kings score first is a good reflection about this team’s priorities. We are only interested in scoring as much as possible ourselves. We don’t care how much the other team scores. Defense? As (HongKong)fan favorite Jabari Parker famously said: “They don’t pay players to play defense.”

So why care about the score of the other team? It’s Sacramento first. Scaramento first.

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March 1, 2021 7:25 am

Pretty sure the home team is listed first…

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March 1, 2021 7:41 am

Kings haven’t made the playoffs in 15 years, BUT GODDAMMIT, FIX YOUR FORMATTING!

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March 1, 2021 9:15 am

The score is formatted correctly for TKH patrons. It’s a nice little perk tbh.

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February 28, 2021 11:51 pm

Nights like tonight make me question why in the fuck I root for this team at all

Good news tho is that I gave up watching this season early, started watching more to see Hali but after 2 games into the streak I never turned the channel back on. Glad I did.

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March 1, 2021 12:08 am
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If it hadn’t been for TKH and this community of commenters, I’m not sure I’d be following the Kings much at all these past couple years.

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March 1, 2021 12:29 am
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I watch because of Tyrese (and tonite, just to see Lamelo)
I use buffstream and always on mute. Can’t stand Christie’s antics.

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March 1, 2021 9:28 am
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So you just stopped by to comment on a game that you didn’t watch? Would you at least tell us what you were doing instead of watching the game? I mean, throw us a frickin bone, here.

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March 1, 2021 3:35 am

The tank must live!

I dont really care about the loss whether it’s by a blowout or a meltdown. It just gives us a better chance at a top pick. Kings knew at the back of their minds they already won this game even though the record books show otherwise. Win-Win for Mcnair and the FO. Beat up the opponent to prove they can win and at the same time “lose” the game for a better draft position.

Long live the tank!

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March 1, 2021 5:08 am

This team reminds of the Clippers from the 80’s-90’s. Bad draft picks; coaching carousel; finding ways to lose; etc. It’s been consistent ineptitude for the past 15 years.

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March 1, 2021 5:55 am

And to make matters worse, the Kings, thinking they had the game won, proceeded to celebrate on the bench a bit early, only to have it come back and bite them. Best to seal the deal first.

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March 1, 2021 6:24 am

I am even happier as they lost the game than they won……..

Just show the incompetence of this team again…….(bad defense, overall poor BBIQ, bad FT%)

Just keep losing and play the youth…….(and trade Hield and Bagley for some higher BBIQ players)

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March 1, 2021 7:01 am

So now it appears there are two of LaVar Ball’s sons that might be better players than our franchise guy. Let’s hope that number doesn’t grow to three.

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March 1, 2021 7:19 am
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We have a franchise guy?

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March 1, 2021 7:29 am
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Matina.

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March 1, 2021 7:43 am
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Damn, I did forget the word “alleged”.

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March 1, 2021 7:57 am
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Just copy and paste it.

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March 1, 2021 8:04 am
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But can you please place “alleged” first, before “franchise guy”, like all other sports outlets on earth?

Watch ESPN €¦ read a newspaper €¦ check out every other (?) SB Nation site.

Like this €“ alleged franchise guy.

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March 1, 2021 8:39 am
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€alleged franchise€

😜

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March 1, 2021 8:39 am
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This made me chuckle. Well played, sir.

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March 1, 2021 7:43 am

So where are we at the “total collapse” process? Has there been a players only meeting yet? Trade demand? GM interview? Just curious.

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March 1, 2021 7:56 am
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We’re still in the €œmedia fighting with fans€ period.

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March 1, 2021 8:27 am
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Goodness, she just can’t help herself.

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March 1, 2021 8:37 am
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March 1, 2021 8:39 am
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I really don’t understand how people like her in any capacity for the Kings. I get that she has basketball knowledge, but she comes across as extremely arrogant and dismissive. In fact, she’s very similar to the dearly departed Peaches. They both know basketball and if they only did play by play would be great.

But when they make tweets like this, it just makes me think dump her. If you can’t understand the frustrations of a fanbase that quite literally has watched new lows from their team every year for 14 years, then you shouldn’t be in a position that is basically the team liaison. What Kayte doesn’t understand is that sometimes it’s better to just bite your tongue and accept that the fanbase is knowledgeable as well – but also passionate. If they hear constant shilling, especially after losing a nearly guaranteed victory – on top of ALL of the other bullshit we’ve experienced – they’re going to say something.

The collapse last night was crazy but also not to be unexpected from the Kangz – that is so sad I don’t even know what else to say.

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March 1, 2021 8:50 am
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The classic for me last night was her intimating that the absence of Haliburton, WHITESIDE, and PARKER was a contributing factor while simultaneously not acknowledging the absence of Hayward, Graham and Zeller.

She is the fanniest of fanboys, and her credibility as an analyst is completely shot by her adoration of her employer. She is the cowtown kowtower.

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March 1, 2021 9:30 am
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Injury excuses only ever apply to the Kings.

All the teams that constantly beat us shorthanded … um … shall never be discussed! It’s a rule, dummy!

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March 1, 2021 9:32 am
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It’s so easy. So, so easy. All you have to do is talk about what’s in front of you.

“The Kings collapsed, here’s why. The Kings did some good things, here’s why.”

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March 1, 2021 9:36 am
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Obviously you have never talked at a high level. She is a deeper respect for talking!

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March 1, 2021 9:35 am
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She was referring to the lack of depth on the Kings and nothing else. I suggest listening to her instead of toadying up to a blog audience and you might learn something. Of course you’ve played, been a coach, and maybe even run a CYO basketball program. I guess we should all listen to you instead because you’ve had such a great record like advocating for guys like Dedmon.

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March 1, 2021 9:43 am
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I love the segment of the commenting population that thinks any of that actually matters. You haven’t done shit in the NBA, and even if you did, it would mean little – just listen to any number of former players doing color commentary or studio shows around the NBA. Charles Barkley “laced ’em up”, but you could get rich in Vegas betting on the opposite of his predictions.

I think Kayte knows basketball to an extent, but she’s a “true believer” in (insert Kings’ Owner, GM, Head Coach or Player name here), so the lack of team success gets ascribed to bad luck rather than incompetence.

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March 1, 2021 11:10 am
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Not disagreeing with any of this Otis, but I do think there are two factors with her delivery.

(1) she is really long-winded and talks herself into corners.

(2) she has a deep case of “know-it-all-ism”. Some associate this with maturity, or lack thereof.

I think number 1 reveals number 2. If she could learn to edit her mouth I think she’d stay off her high horse with more frequency, maybe.

I do think she’s pretty good, better than I thought, but a tweet like I saw last night is less about being a shill, and more about being a prick, at least to me.

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You’re last sentence has some merit but thanks for acknowledging your lack of qualifications which are quite apparent.

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March 1, 2021 4:48 pm
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I acknowledged nothing. Maybe I’m Geoff Petrie. Maybe I’m Pauly Shore. Who knows?

I will concede that I’ve never coached a bunch of third graders on a six foot hoop before heading back to clean the locker rooms, so you do have me beat there.

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March 1, 2021 10:13 am
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And then again, if the front office had listened to us commenters in the peanut gallery the Kings might have ended up with a scrub like Doncic.

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March 1, 2021 1:30 pm

Yep – I’ll take Luka and Dedmon over Bagley and anyone on the Kings roster.

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I don’t recall anybody other than Vlade thinking Bagley was the right choice certainly not Kayte. You’re time in the game as an advanced scout must must have led you to the Luka recommendation or perhaps it was your playing days or the state championships you won as a coach. Please do fill us in on your qualifications. You know the ones that led you to praise the George Hill signing and the myriad of other things you’ve been wrong on. As the old saying goes, you think you know but you really don’t know, and you’ll never know. Emphasis being on you think you know with reality being you really don’t know and the likelihood you’ll never know. But hey you’ve found a small form who will listen to but rest assured that’s as far as your influence goes which is probably why you live in this world.

I think I’ll give the edge to Kayte over you.

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March 1, 2021 4:53 pm
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Please do fill us in on your qualifications.

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March 1, 2021 5:10 pm
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This the same Kayte? Good thing she “laced ’em up”.

https://twitter.com/kayte_c/status/1107429838942461952

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Tell us again how Koufas was an above average center or how great the George Hill signing was or let’s get Dedmon.

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March 2, 2021 8:26 am
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Is that important to you? Do we need to reconcile all of our past comments – have you never been incorrect in your NBA analysis? If so, why are you a “want-to-be” and not just a GM?

Thank goodness you’re here to help us out!

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Ridiculous. I’d put my talent evaluation and understanding of what truly happens over Katie/Ham etc because she’s obviously shackled by the dismissive little Vivek.

That’s what all this smacks of. Tow the party line, yes men and women because Vivek’s ego is huge and gross.

If he doesn’t back off Kings are fucked and we may need another billboard, though it’s probably impossible.

And you don’t have to have played to know more. I knew Dwayne Haskins was horrible and Johnny Manuel the moment they were Ickes etc. We all did.

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March 1, 2021 1:29 pm
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Thank you for your response, Kayte.

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March 1, 2021 9:45 am
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And her excuse for Bagley’s bad defense is because he played AAU as a kid, unlike every other player in the NBA…

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March 1, 2021 10:50 am
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It kinda sucks that the last few years of her “analysis” have been tainted by her love of the ownership group/FO. If you understand the context, you would know she was one of the good ones let go in favor of monotone Jim Gray. The whole fanbase was rooting for her return because she had one of the best analysis of any sportscaster on the court.

It just beats me up to hear her shit on the knowledge of casuals as if we don’t know anything about basketball in general. Feels elitist in my opinion. She was one of my favorites.

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March 1, 2021 8:09 am
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why there should be a trade demand ?

As Barnes said in post-game, it’s all on the players, they don’t follow the game plan, and costed the game…(Did Walton told Bagley and Fox to miss the FT?)…None of one in this roster should demand a trade….as they played bad on their own !!!

However, but McNair should trade some players away…….

we need some new culture and new players(TOP 1 PICK) to start for NEXT SEASON !!!!

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March 1, 2021 8:27 am
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Damn, I read ‘Kenny Smith’ and got real confused after looking at the picture.

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March 1, 2021 8:29 am
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On another hand, we are being talked about nationally!

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March 1, 2021 8:47 am
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To quote Marty above,

Let’s hope.

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March 1, 2021 8:27 am

I had a nightmare last night that I was back in school and Walton was the teacher.

I’m just sharing because even that scenario turned out better than this team has.

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March 1, 2021 9:14 am

“Heyyy kids, so yeah, uh, let’s do some math, and… shoot, guys, I forgot my whiteboard markers and shit. Anybody got weed? Or a hot mom?”

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March 1, 2021 9:23 am

Did he invite you back to his hotel room?

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He refused to call people by their right name and made the shortest kids post up in a deeply flawed basketball game.

He also didn’t know how to wash his hands.

Such are the nightmares of germaphobes.

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March 1, 2021 10:23 am

Did he break his clipboard?

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March 1, 2021 8:30 am

So how’s this Fox trade for multiple firsts going to work with the whole new contract thing? So damn tired of his inconsistency in year 4, let alone how frustrating it will be at $30mil or whatever.

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Up 8 with 1:09 to go, two free throws and the ball. I guess all that’s left is to crack open that celebratory game winning can of beer…comment image

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March 1, 2021 8:35 am

This is just a terrible team with a deeply ingrained losing culture. It gets pushed around frequently with no reaction. It accepts humiliating loses and follows them up with more humiliating losses. There needs to be a significant roster turnover. For me, Haliburton is the only keeper, but if there are others, there aren’t many.

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March 1, 2021 8:56 am

All time Gag job ! Took major gagging to lose while having a very effective offense ( except Free Throws ) and Hornets playing without 3 key players ( Hayward, Zeller and Graham ! Kangz can always find a new way to do the near impossible !

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March 1, 2021 8:58 am

I’m totally fine with the tanking, but I almost would have rather the kings been blown out last night. That final and inevitable collapse was disheartening

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March 1, 2021 9:00 am
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Miami never tanked. I prefer a franchise with pride.

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March 1, 2021 9:06 am
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There are better examples, since a lot of Miami’s ability to stay afloat for the most part has been based on their ability to attract high end FAs. Which obviously isn’t a pathway that’s open to the Kings at the moment.

Teams like the Pacers, Blazers, and Rockets are probably better examples.

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March 1, 2021 9:27 am
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Well, a 25 win season resulted in Dwayne Wade, so …

they are probably pretty proud of that acquisition!

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March 1, 2021 9:32 am
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It’s more like a franchise with skill. They hit their draft picks, find diamonds in the rough, develop their players, make big trades, and demand excellence. The Kings lack all of that.

Fun fact, from 2015-2019, the Heat had a total of 4 picks. Just 4 picks in 5 years, including second rounders. Their picks were Justise Winslow, Josh Richardson, Bam Adebayo, and Tyler Herro.

In that same window of time the Kings had 11 picks. All they have from those picks is Fox, Bagley, and Justin James.

Also, of those 4 Miami players selected by the Heat…the Kings had the opportunity to select them all.

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March 1, 2021 9:45 am
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Yup. I can only hope that the McNair era has more sense than the previous

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March 1, 2021 10:17 am
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To some degree, part of their approach has been not worrying too much about draft picks. They’re happy to trade them away to acquire talent.

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March 1, 2021 10:29 am

This is true, but when they pick, they tend to hit, and ike you said, they are also one of the premier free agent destinations as well.

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March 1, 2021 9:34 am
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And yet, here you are.

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March 1, 2021 10:16 am
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You have a more effective place to express my disgust for the hometown Kings. Remember how the reason to build Golden One Arena was to show we are a world class city? Instead Golden One is a symbol of unearned rewards.

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March 1, 2021 9:46 am
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Well, we don’t know that the Kangz are tanking (besides playing Cojo 30 minutes a game). We’re just kind of bad. It’s not like they’re not playing hard

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March 1, 2021 8:58 am

I never found the Cubs nor the Red Sox charming losers either. This is just a G-League franchise masquerading as an NBA team.

When it reopens I understand buying a ticket to seeing LeBron, Giannis. or other stars, but in no way would I ever again purchase season tickets. I am not interested in rewarding Vivek and his crew for another decade of absolute failure.

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March 1, 2021 9:13 am
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Despite the dry spells in championships, the Cubs and Red Sox’s are two of the most success franchises in MLB history.

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March 1, 2021 10:13 am

I guess it depends on how you define success? If the idea is to make the owners wealthier. I suppose that near century wait was beneficial to the Wrigleys and the Yawkeys.

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March 1, 2021 10:24 am
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The Cubs have the 6th best W% in MLB history. The 6th most pennants. The 8th most playoff appearances. Literally, the only measure by which they aren’t hugely successful is WS championships.

If the Kings were to achieve that level of loser-dom, I’d be thrilled.

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March 1, 2021 11:28 am

Oh please 1945 to 2016 that is a good long, life with nothing. 71 years. From 1876 to 1945 was most of their success. For 20 seasons starting in 1947, Chicago never once finished better than .500 or higher than fifth in the 10-team National League. Along the way, the Cubs twice set a franchise record for losses, finishing 59€“103 in 1962 and again in €˜66. That 1962 season came in the midst of the team’s ill-fated €œcollege of coaches€ experiment in which a rotating cast of coaches would lead the club. Chicago finished 42 ½ games out of first place, outdone only by the expansion New York Mets, who lost a modern record 120 games in their inaugural year.

I think you need to rethink your idea of success.

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March 1, 2021 11:59 am
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I think you need to rethink your idea of perspective. Otherwise, you’re just having fun with arbitrary end points.

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March 1, 2021 12:04 pm

Let me make it simple, there were very few people alive that enjoyed the bulk of the Cubs success. The glory years are from nearly a century ago.

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March 1, 2021 5:12 pm
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How about this way, since the Kings last made the playoffs, the Cubs have been in the postseason 7 times and won a WS. They were terrible for a long time. They were excellent before that have been above average for the past two decades or so.

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March 1, 2021 9:08 am

Perfect game: Close loss and great games by our trade bait (crossing fingers that Buddy is OK). The tank rolls on!

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March 1, 2021 9:37 am

This loss had me laughing, I saw it unfolding and just knew what was coming, no surprise. Luckily I was rooting for a loss (pick, so it was a win).

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March 1, 2021 9:41 am

I can take these kinds of losses this year. It was an entertaining game and we showed some grit, even if we blew it at the end. I really just want us to have a top 5 draft pick. I came back into the room with Buddy on the ground holding his achilles, and my heart stopped…I had flashes of us holding his negatively valued contract until it expired.

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March 1, 2021 10:28 am
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Flashes of Rudy Gay. But worse.

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March 1, 2021 10:01 am

A few things.

A pure choke job, and of course the excuses made by the franchise mouthpieces don’t matter. This was a choke job, and a team wide one at that.

IMO, it started because of those 2 missed FTs by De’Aaron Fox. Everything happens differently if he makes those 2 FTs. Hopefully he learns from this. Hopefully it will help the next time these situations come up. Because if you are winning games these situations come up. Does it matter this time? No. But this is one De’Aaron had better take on the chin and seriously at that if he’s serious about winning games and being a leader in the L.

I’d talk about Bagley’s missed FT’s, but he’s a 55% FT shooter or whatever. That happens. Fouling on Rozier for 3 FT’s happens. Missing Rozier on a WIDE OPEN 3 happens. Missing 1 of 2 FT’s when you’re an 85% FT shooter happens. Letting Washington walk down the lane almost uncontested for an And1 to win the game. Eh, shit happens.

Should Luke Walton be fired? Sure. But not for last night.

Should trades happen? Sure. Because it’s in the best interest of the franchise to move forward in whatever path Monte McNair deems acceptable (assuming he has that power). You overreact to games like last night, you get what you pay for.

So many good things from last night wasted because of an atrocious minute. That’s what bothers me the most. A good effort from a lot of players wasted because of an atrocious minute. And what are we talking about? That first minute, ,not the first 47 with good things that did happen. (Whether they are sustainable, I doubt it.)

That said, it’s over. The Kings are a bad team in an impossible division and are losing to teams that we thought they could compete with on the court at the beginning of this season. This team needs A LOT of help on defense, and the lack of continuity and rim protection/defensive rebounding really shows, too.

We’re seeing the lack of depth, the lack of continuity, the lack of top end talent in every way. And then you have a compressed schedule and it’s only amplifying all of that.

Eh, a bad minute, shit, and mouthpiece bullshit. Must be another day in Kingsland. High comedy indeed. Because there sure as shit ain’t a competent NBA franchise operating around these parts. And demz da breakz of da game.

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March 1, 2021 10:12 am

Well if the organization did have any questions whether they should blow this team up and tank OR be buyers at the trade deadline and make a push for the playoffs…HOPEFULLY THIS RECENT STRETCH OF AWFULNESS HAS SHOWN THE WAY. The road trip was a fluke and a crazy stretch with Fox, but that isn’t reality.

  • Trade everyone that isn’t Fox, Hali, Bagley (debatable), or this Years 1st Round Pick
  • Play the young kids like Woodard, Guy, James, Metu, and Ramsey.
  • Embrace the Tank
  • Fire Luke Walton after high lottery pick is attained.

We are back to Kings pathetic basketball and it is disgusting to watch. At least play hard PLEASE. As fans of this team, we deserve better. I feel like I’m constantly throwing my head into a wall.

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